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SmokeyTheBear 10-02-2009 09:44 AM

Rude neigbours had me arrested !! GRR
 
So my neighbour just had a new pool installed and i thought it would be nice if he let me have a swim , next thing you know the cops are called and i am off to jail.. fuckin assholes.. The article makes ME look like the bad guy.... :(


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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/...naked_intruder

Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

AP ? STUART, Fla. ? A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

Verbal 10-02-2009 10:27 AM

They just want to take ALL of our freedoms away. What is the country coming to when you can't take a feces covered dip in your neighbor's pool?

Loch 10-02-2009 10:31 AM

being drunk ok, but FECES????????

TGThomas 10-02-2009 10:36 AM

did you trip and fall into some dog chit or where you up to something oddly and wanted to wash off?

DaddyHalbucks 10-02-2009 10:39 AM

LOL, good one. I hope the pool boy added an extra dose of chlorine the next day.

Huggles 10-02-2009 10:41 AM

When I am covered in feces, the last thing I want to do is wash it off. It's not easy getting covered in your own shit.

96ukssob 10-02-2009 10:45 AM

not sure why they wouldnt understand why you would want a swim after a scat party

Lace 10-02-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16382948)
being drunk ok, but FECES????????

What I was thinking! Wtf was he covered in feces for or from?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-02-2009 10:47 AM

http://tjuice.com/wp-content/uploads.../pool_poop.jpg

Swimming poo... :warning

:helpme

ADG

seeandsee 10-02-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 16382779)
So my neighbour just had a new pool installed and i thought it would be nice if he let me have a swim , next thing you know the cops are called and i am off to jail.. fuckin assholes.. The article makes ME look like the bad guy.... :(


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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/...naked_intruder

Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

AP ? STUART, Fla. ? A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

lol usa lwas :D

Sly 10-02-2009 11:26 AM

Sounds like he may be mentally unstable.

Or just really stupid.

Deesnuts 10-02-2009 11:44 AM

you gotta have trunks on:upsidedow

CaptainHowdy 10-02-2009 11:55 AM

Aaaaaaahahahahaha... When dealing with noisy neighbors I always think of a retaliation with feces.

SmokeyTheBear 10-02-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16383411)
Aaaaaaahahahahaha... When dealing with noisy neighbors I always think of a retaliation with feces.

i have him on contract if you want to hire him to annoy your neighbours..:winkwink:

Agent 488 10-02-2009 12:14 PM

that's shitty.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-02-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16382999)
http://tjuice.com/wp-content/uploads.../pool_poop.jpg

Swimming poo... :warning

:helpme

ADG

Welcome to our L.

Notice there is no Poo in it? Let's keep it that way.

flashfire 10-02-2009 01:15 PM

oh man thats sick


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