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RyuLion 10-02-2009 01:48 PM
So I Hooked up With A Bartender Last Night..............
 
and we woke up at 3pm..:Oh crap

crazy times..

Evil Ryan 10-02-2009 01:49 PM
Was he at least cute? :)

marketsmart 10-02-2009 01:50 PM
what was his name? was he hot?

munki 10-02-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Ryan (Post 16383796)
Was he at least cute? :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16383799)
what was his name? was he hot?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Carmine Raguso 10-02-2009 01:51 PM
And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes? :1orglaugh

RyuLion 10-02-2009 01:52 PM
I'm so happy I'm single and no drama....

Trolls are so lame on GFY..

RyuLion 10-02-2009 01:53 PM
you are incoherent and fake, without a face I have pity on you..

NOT!

marketsmart 10-02-2009 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16383805)
And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes? :1orglaugh
juicy juciy loves to eat pie, came right in ryulion's eye... when ryu's eye was dry and shut, juicy fucked that one eyed slut....

donkevlar 10-02-2009 01:58 PM
"Hey guys I had sex... really!"

RyuLion 10-02-2009 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 16383838)
"Hey guys I had sex... really!"
Congratz on lasting 4 minutes! :1orglaugh

Exotic Gold 10-02-2009 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16383793)
and we woke up at 3pm..:Oh crap

crazy times..
Is that when the bar opened back up?

RyuLion 10-02-2009 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exotic Gold (Post 16383850)
Is that when the bar opened back up?
No, she just went and started work at 7pm..I'm chilling tonight..:pimp

..maybe...

donkevlar 10-02-2009 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16383842)
Congratz on lasting 4 minutes! :1orglaugh
Huh? Oh, no, that was my impression of your post not my personal info...

czarina 10-02-2009 02:14 PM
post pics!

QuaWee 10-02-2009 02:15 PM
I had applesauce today I'll start a thread... one sec

SleazyDream 10-02-2009 02:28 PM
i thought all the bartenders were men in your town


ohhhhhhh


woops

dyna mo 10-02-2009 02:31 PM
u high fivin mother fucker

CaptainHowdy 10-02-2009 03:58 PM
How do you pick up a bartender if you don't mind me asking?

Varius 10-02-2009 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16384369)
How do you pick up a bartender if you don't mind me asking?
First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".

From there you know what approach will work on her; the flash the cash take her to a million expensive dinners to get in her pants OR the just act cool and ask her to grab some late night food after her shift or to hang out.

:2 cents:

PornMD 10-02-2009 04:05 PM
Did she get fired for not showing to work or calling? Or does she own the bar and it was conspicuously not open until some time after 3 PM?

Loch 10-02-2009 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16383822)
juicy juciy loves to eat pie, came right in ryulion's eye... when ryu's eye was dry and shut, juicy fucked that one eyed slut....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Warren 10-02-2009 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16384388)
First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".

From there you know what approach will work on her; the flash the cash take her to a million expensive dinners to get in her pants OR the just act cool and ask her to grab some late night food after her shift or to hang out.

:2 cents:


Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car :helpme

sailfish 10-02-2009 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16384442)
Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car :helpme
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NoWhErE 10-02-2009 04:38 PM
I hook up with a bartender every night... have been for the past year and half. No biggie

RyuLion 10-02-2009 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16384442)
Or you could just wait until she finishs her shift and jump into the back of her car :helpme
This has been another Warren sighting..:pimp

Warren 10-02-2009 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16384515)
This has been another Warren sighting..:pimp


it's true ask keith lol

woj 10-02-2009 05:52 PM
pics or it didn't happen...

L-Pink 10-02-2009 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16383805)
And you had cum all over your fat Latin face? Were you able to open your eyes? :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

alias 10-02-2009 06:18 PM
How did the ass taste?

L-Pink 10-02-2009 06:28 PM
Did he pour you a stiff one?

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...c748b7a35c.jpg


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Spunky 10-02-2009 07:51 PM
Did you bite her rump?

J. Falcon 10-02-2009 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16384627)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alias 10-02-2009 08:06 PM
Or his ass, I'm not passing judgement.

eddieinaz 10-03-2009 07:43 AM
RyuLion, you and I have a major problem now! I dont care what sex the bartender is, you kept her from serving me my usual bottle of Tequila! Do not do it again.
Is this how you repay me from saving you from those eight gay black guys? Do not interfere with me and my bottle of Tequila ever again!

nico-t 10-03-2009 08:05 AM
you are gfy's major wannabe & brown noser, all your posts say nothing. Congrats!

alias 10-03-2009 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 16385840)
you are gfy's major wannabe & brown noser, all your posts say nothing. Congrats!
What does he want to be?

eddieinaz 10-03-2009 08:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16383842)
Congratz on lasting 4 minutes! :1orglaugh
Wanna know why I swoop in and fuck hot girls SUPER fast??
I want don't them to know it was me, it will somehow get back to Lois.

plsureking 10-03-2009 08:27 AM
last nite i drank a bottle of black label with 3 hot thai girls. so what.

The Porn Nerd 10-03-2009 09:13 AM
Last night I had sex with a bar. An actual, wooden bar. A little dry but a good hump.

alias 10-03-2009 09:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 16385964)
last nite i drank a bottle of black label with 3 hot thai girls. so what.
Yeah "girls"! :upsidedow

VeriSexy 10-03-2009 09:43 AM
pics.. or it didn't happen

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2009 09:55 AM
Was he atleast cute?

Iron Fist 10-03-2009 10:00 AM
I dreamed about fucking a female bartender who was cute...

okny 10-03-2009 10:07 AM
Umm where do they find these people??? This thread should be closed with a sub title that say OWNED!!!

escorpio 10-03-2009 10:41 AM
I almost fucked a girl once.

CaptainHowdy 10-03-2009 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16384388)
First, you need to distinguish between "is she being friendly to me because its her job and she wants a nice tip" or "is she being friendly to me because we seem to get along / she's actually into me".
That is "the" deadlock in that situation for me... I want more insight on the female bartender's psychology.


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