If NFL was PGA...
 

Jamarcus Russell would be Tiger Woods.

Oakland Comp Att Yds Pct Y/A Sack YdsL TD Int Rating
J. Russell 12 33 128 36.4 3.9 2 8 0 0 48.5

Someone told him you win with less points - good job, Tiger! I think now after 4 weeks his completion percentage will be right at 40% if not below that and he'll have 1 TD...in 4 games! Simply amazing for a #1 overall pick...Ryan Leaf is impressed!

Chargers' week 1 vs. them now looks that much worse...we almost lost to Jamarcus fucking Russell (and poor KC did!). I mean look, we here love to hate the Raiders, but I liked it better when the Raiders we're good. Al Davis needs to croak for that to happen though.