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Persius 10-08-2009 05:16 PM

Cheap Alternative to a Colon Cleanse!.. McDonalds Ice Coffee $1.79
 
"McColonic" it's cheaper then a colon cleanser!!!

http://prettyandpoor.com/media/iced_coffee.JPG


I usually brew my own coffee but when i'm on the go taking care of errands I don't have the patience to stop in a starbucks and order one of those mocha bullshits..

and this is the regular iced coffee with milk without any syrup..

the syrup or flavored ones / sugar free i heard those you get diarrhea with those chemicals... usually even with normal coffee it loosens your stool.. good for normal bowl movement..

-GFY Healthcare out

XPays 10-08-2009 05:31 PM

natural colon cleanser to compare

VIPimp 10-09-2009 12:44 AM

McColonic! LOL

JFK 10-09-2009 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp (Post 16412266)
McColonic! LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

JFK 10-09-2009 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16410794)

was she talking out of her ass ?? :Graucho

"Embarrassingly Bad Breath Cured
I tried everything, I thought. Mints, gum, mouthwash, low spice diets ? none of it worked. I knew my breath was foul by the way people reacted but I guessed it was hopeless until Colon Spa refreshed my body and my breath!"

Persius 10-09-2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16412337)
was she talking out of her ass ?? :Graucho

"Embarrassingly Bad Breath Cured
I tried everything, I thought. Mints, gum, mouthwash, low spice diets ? none of it worked. I knew my breath was foul by the way people reacted but I guessed it was hopeless until Colon Spa refreshed my body and my breath!"

LOL

No i'm sure it helped. Also you can try having yogurt or something with active probiotic cultures helps lower the acids.

Iron Fist 10-09-2009 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp (Post 16412266)
McColonic! LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That made me chuckle... I don't know what it is about McDonalds food, but after eating it, I gotta hit the bathroom so fast. :Oh crap

RevShare it! 10-09-2009 02:31 PM

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Ayla_SquareTurtle 10-09-2009 02:33 PM

That stuff is pure evil.

digifan 10-09-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 16410753)
"McColonic" it's cheaper then a colon cleanser!!!

http://prettyandpoor.com/media/iced_coffee.JPG


I usually brew my own coffee but when i'm on the go taking care of errands I don't have the patience to stop in a starbucks and order one of those mocha bullshits..

and this is the regular iced coffee with milk without any syrup..

the syrup or flavored ones / sugar free i heard those you get diarrhea with those chemicals... usually even with normal coffee it loosens your stool.. good for normal bowl movement..

-GFY Healthcare out

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

VIPimp 10-09-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16413760)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That made me chuckle... I don't know what it is about McDonalds food, but after eating it, I gotta hit the bathroom so fast. :Oh crap

lol yea, a lot of ppl are like that... I just feel like crap after.

marketsmart 10-09-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16410794)

jesus christ.. do you ever make a post without hawking your wares? :1orglaugh

L-Pink 10-09-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16410794)

"Embarrassingly Bad Breath Cured
I tried everything, I thought. Mints, gum, mouthwash, low spice diets ? none of it worked. I knew my breath was foul by the way people reacted but I guessed it was hopeless until Colon Spa refreshed my body and my breath" :Oh crap


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GAMEFINEST 10-09-2009 09:43 PM

this shit is the bomb

Persius 10-09-2009 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16413760)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That made me chuckle... I don't know what it is about McDonalds food, but after eating it, I gotta hit the bathroom so fast. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SuzzyQ 10-10-2009 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16413760)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That made me chuckle... I don't know what it is about McDonalds food, but after eating it, I gotta hit the bathroom so fast. :Oh crap

My hubby and I both have the same problem. The only things that dont effect us are the Egg McMuffins and hash browns.

Manowar 10-10-2009 06:25 AM

haha, awesome tip

CaptainHowdy 10-10-2009 07:31 AM

I need one of those...

shimmy2 10-10-2009 11:09 AM

i had once of those iced' caps and it was like 3 dollars (high for mcDs) and yes they're horrible i threw it out right away. what would possess you to keep drinking something that makes you feel weird inside

alias 10-10-2009 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16416844)
i had once of those iced' caps and it was like 3 dollars (high for mcDs) and yes they're horrible i threw it out right away. what would possess you to keep drinking something that makes you feel weird inside

I did the same thing with a BK iced cap. Bought it took a sip then realized, shit I don't like coffee.

brassmonkey 10-10-2009 06:05 PM

damn fuck that

After Shock Media 10-10-2009 07:00 PM

From this post I can tell that some of you have not had "real" colon cleansers before. Shit tastes like rancid pineapple or two other even worse flavors. You about throw up getting a few drinks down. Feel a little queasy, then OMG you better have fast hands. You will need to be able to think about death, while shit is flying out of your ass, and you will need to keep flushing as it will not stop. You will fear to leave the toilet.

beerptrol 10-10-2009 07:05 PM

89 cent Taco Bell burrito is just as effective

minddust 10-10-2009 07:32 PM

They have to make you shit what they first made you eat...:upsidedow

Libertine 10-10-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16417602)
From this post I can tell that some of you have not had "real" colon cleansers before. Shit tastes like rancid pineapple or two other even worse flavors. You about throw up getting a few drinks down. Feel a little queasy, then OMG you better have fast hands. You will need to be able to think about death, while shit is flying out of your ass, and you will need to keep flushing as it will not stop. You will fear to leave the toilet.

Now why would anyone do that to himself?

RevShare it! 10-12-2009 05:44 PM

It tastes really good

After Shock Media 10-12-2009 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 16417661)
Now why would anyone do that to himself?

Because some sadistic doctor wants you to clean out your intestines for some tests.

Others are just idiots who think that food gets trapped in your colon and intestinal tract, so they do cleanses and also hose themselves out. They are the true idiots. I mean sure if you like how it feels, really want to loose several pounds in a day - OK. But to think stuff is stuck to your intestines and that there is even chunks of meat waiting for years - you got other issues.

seeandsee 10-13-2009 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 16410753)
"McColonic" it's cheaper then a colon cleanser!!!

http://prettyandpoor.com/media/iced_coffee.JPG


I usually brew my own coffee but when i'm on the go taking care of errands I don't have the patience to stop in a starbucks and order one of those mocha bullshits..

and this is the regular iced coffee with milk without any syrup..

the syrup or flavored ones / sugar free i heard those you get diarrhea with those chemicals... usually even with normal coffee it loosens your stool.. good for normal bowl movement..

-GFY Healthcare out

i like ice!

sex69 10-13-2009 04:42 AM

Thanks for the tip. Now I know what i need if i have similar issues.


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