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quiet 10-10-2009 01:10 AM

safe deposit boxes...
 
so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...

SleazyDream 10-10-2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16415972)
so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...


not a baller but some ideas none the less....

some cities allow you to hold documents of real estate holdings but it's smarter to keep them on file with the city

stock and bond certificates if you have them issued?

i never thought it was a good place to hide cash...........

your gfy password?

CYF 10-10-2009 01:15 AM

copies of insurance papers for your house and life insurance?

SleazyDream 10-10-2009 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16415981)
copies of insurance papers for your house and life insurance?

good one

quiet 10-10-2009 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16415978)
not a baller but some ideas none the less....

some cities allow you to hold documents of real estate holdings but it's smarter to keep them on file with the city

stock and bond certificates if you have them issued?

i never thought it was a good place to hide cash...........

your gfy password?

yeah the real estate thing i have copies of, but they are on file anyway, so no big deal or reason to.

yeah, don't think i'd ever actually put money in it, though i guess some people do? and i was just joking about the baller thing (i know, captain obvious).

gfy password is a must though.

ContentPimp 10-10-2009 01:34 AM

I had/have one at TD and i keep cash in it and stock certificates.

Relentless 10-10-2009 01:40 AM

Years ago I was in the construction industry and we did a substantial amount of work for banks. On one project we were doing major rennovation work on a bank branch in a bad neighborhood. That bank had a vault with safe deposit boxes.

The door was brought in with a crane because it was so heavy. A couple feet thick, solid metal, five or six different security measures to prevent anyone from being able to open it and all kinds of surveilance gear designed to monitor anyone who went near it. It was the most impressive door I have ever seen anywhere.

The walls however were plain sheetrock! That's right.... It would take a thief hours, or even days, to get access through that magnificent vault door - but any 12 year old girl was strong enough to shove her first right through the wall into the vault!

Serge Litehead 10-10-2009 01:43 AM

probably documents that you don't want ever to catch fire or any other farce major event would be safe in there

kane 10-10-2009 01:44 AM

I would look at it like this. If it has the room put anything in it that you would not be able to easily replaced if your home ever burned down (or flooded or was just generally destroyed) like maybe a hardcore copy of all your user/pass for different sites/services, backups of software, any kind of documents like car titles or receipts/warranties for large ticket items like bigscreen tvs or anything like that you may have purchased. It doesn't have to be a valueable item, but if it is something that would be a pain in the ass to replace it might be worth putting in it. Hell, I have one and I have about 4 DVDs in it that are nothing but all the music CDs I have bought over the years burned to MP3 and then backed up on the DVDs. If something ever happened to my house replacing them would be time consuming and a in some cases nearly impossible (for out of print stuff)

JFK 10-10-2009 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 16416015)
Years ago I was in the construction industry and we did a substantial amount of work for banks. On one project we were doing major rennovation work on a bank branch in a bad neighborhood. That bank had a vault with safe deposit boxes.

The door was brought in with a crane because it was so heavy. A couple feet thick, solid metal, five or six different security measures to prevent anyone from being able to open it and all kinds of surveilance gear designed to monitor anyone who went near it. It was the most impressive door I have ever seen anywhere.

The walls however were plain sheetrock! That's right.... It would take a thief hours, or even days, to get access through that magnificent vault door - but any 12 year old girl was strong enough to shove her first right through the wall into the vault!

so, if it was only sheetrock, how was the door supported ?:winkwink:
Years ago, I used to have some to park jewellery in for periods of time :winkwink:

MrMaxwell 10-10-2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16416020)
so, if it was only sheetrock, how was the door supported ?:winkwink:
Years ago, I used to have some to park jewellery in for periods of time :winkwink:

You know,
He's described the united states,
And your question is a valid one..

:(

WiredGuy 10-10-2009 01:47 AM

Passport, Insurance Docs, Bonds (Canadian Savings Bonds), and a photocopy of all your ids. Some cash as well.
WG

quiet 10-10-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16416022)
Passport, Insurance Docs, Bonds (Canadian Savings Bonds), and a photocopy of all your ids. Some cash as well.
WG

id photographs, very good idea. cash, hmm, i dunno.

starpimps 10-10-2009 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16415972)
so as i'd said in another thread, i've recently switched banks to TD Trust (which would mean nothing to most of you other than Canadians). they just give you a s.d.b if you maintain a minimum balance, so i was like, why the fuck not? anyway, it's quite the experience, not ever having had one before. HUGE vault, then the manager's key, plus your key to open the box (old school looking keys too, look like something out of the 1800's lol), then they close the vault door and leave you alone.

i did this earlier this evening (they are open until 8 pm), and it was a bit of trip, felt like being in a movie lol. my question for the ballers here, is what the hell to put in it? i can only come up with: my passport while not traveling, a harddrive back up of my laptop, second copy of my will, and a rolex i never wear (tacky, and not something i purchased myself). don't have any jewlery or bricks of gold. maybe the keys to my 911 when it's parked for the winter?

maybe i'll just keep it empty and never use it at all...


i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
-your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
-multiple passports
-at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
-cocaine to keep you up and going on the run

http://swiss-bank-accounts.com/image...fe-box-gun.jpg



...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?

starpimps 10-10-2009 02:04 AM

oh..and the box should not be under your name...give a cabby 5k cash to open you one

quiet 10-10-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 16416031)
i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
-your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
-multiple passports
-at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
-cocaine to keep you up and going on the run

http://swiss-bank-accounts.com/image...fe-box-gun.jpg



...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?

lol is that an actual picture of your shit? it depends what you mean by staying. i am not selling (whis for life), but i am leaving for a cheap mexico vacation for the olympics. too much of a fucking gong show.

WiredGuy 10-10-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16416024)
id photographs, very good idea. cash, hmm, i dunno.

In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
WG

quiet 10-10-2009 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16416039)
In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
WG

hmm, true enough. but how much? and at that point, how much would it be worth lol? maybe i should buy a couple bricks of gold and put them in there. i'm sure they would stop you at the airport though.

starpimps 10-10-2009 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16416037)
lol is that an actual picture of your shit? it depends what you mean by staying. i am not selling (whis for life), but i am leaving for a cheap mexico vacation for the olympics. too much of a fucking gong show.


hahaha not quite....
id never leave my guns at some bank :P
thats from a movie scene from the bourne identity...

yeah vancouver is going to be an epic mess in jan-feb..have fun in mexico!

SleazyDream 10-10-2009 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16416039)
In case you need to make a quick trip to a non-extradictable country, having passport and cash and ready to go!
WG

if you have to goto a bank to get it - the box would be blocked like the bank account :2 cents:

SleazyDream 10-10-2009 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 16416032)
oh..and the box should not be under your name...give a cabby 5k cash to open you one

the cabby will empty it out LOL

WiredGuy 10-10-2009 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16416050)
if you have to goto a bank to get it - the box would be blocked like the bank account :2 cents:

Hopefully you'd have gotten the cash and passport out before the heat was onto you ;)
WG

starpimps 10-10-2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16416053)
Hopefully you'd have gotten the cash and passport out before the heat was onto you ;)
WG

thus; it should not be under your name!


cabby will be shook as fuck to empty it out if some dude gives him 5k in $20 dollar bills
tell him you'll eat his kids if he fucks with you

its a win win really

:upsidedow


blahh
im drunk..going to sleep :sleep

Manowar 10-10-2009 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 16416031)
i thought this was obvious to most but i guess not.
-your favorite pistol in 9mm or .40cal with at least 4 mags loaded
-multiple passports
-at minimum 50k in multiple currency; Euro/USD
-cocaine to keep you up and going on the run

http://swiss-bank-accounts.com/image...fe-box-gun.jpg



...btw are you staying in whistler for the olympics coming up?


loooooool


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