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foulfowl 10-14-2009 07:47 AM

i need bizarre ideas for her that'll sell.
 
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey.wmv
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey1.jpg

This broad will do anything for $2. I need some gross, bizarre ideas that the sickest porn surfers would enjoy seeing. I want shock value. Legal of course. Shit I need new ideas for my site period. It needs a good shot in the arm.

Scott McD 10-14-2009 08:00 AM

Force her to sit through an episode of America's Next Top Model. :2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 10-15-2009 08:06 AM

I don't think I can watch that without getting upset. It feels like a screecap from The First 48.

Profits of Doom 10-15-2009 08:09 AM

Maybe she could pull out a screwdriver and stick you in the neck, and then take your wallet while you twitch away and bleed to death. That would sell...

alias 10-15-2009 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16430699)
Maybe she could pull out a screwdriver and stick you in the neck, and then take your wallet while you twitch away and bleed to death. That would sell...

LOL, seriously. :1orglaugh

AIbenjamink 10-15-2009 08:17 AM

I couldn't watch..

TopbucksMatt 10-15-2009 08:23 AM

1.) Attach her upside down to a sturdy ceiling fan 2.) have a circle jerk around where her head is swinging 3.) have loads blown onto her face whilst she is spinning then have her smash her face upon a black canvas where she'll describe what she sees as if it were a Rorschach test.

Slick 10-15-2009 08:35 AM

Dang, $1 blowjob, you can't beat that kind of deal, ha ha.

Choopa Phil 10-15-2009 08:44 AM

just when i was convinced head has no face...i came into this thread. shes painful to look at man. u should stick a bunch of tissue paper on her and play "nut on the piniata"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-15-2009 03:27 PM

take her to a secluded rest stop and snuff her, then drive off a cliff...

BVF 10-15-2009 03:31 PM

How about you start with shutting the fuck up and letting the bitch do her job.....Nobody wants to hear your ignorant ass blabbing away about nothing the whole time.....She actually has to stop sucking to answer your dumb ass questions.....I thought you would take a hint when one brawd you shot actually told you to shut the fuck up and let her suck some dick....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-15-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16432270)
How about you start with shutting the fuck up and letting the bitch do her job.....Nobody wants to hear your ignorant ass blabbing away about nothing the whole time.....She actually has to stop sucking to answer your dumb ass questions.....I thought you would take a hint when one brawd you shot actually told you to shut the fuck up and let her suck some dick....

Black jesus speaks!

comeplay 10-15-2009 03:41 PM

I would probably still use a rubber in case that snaggle tooth were to break skin

Barefootsies 10-15-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16430699)
Maybe she could pull out a screwdriver and stick you in the neck, and then take your wallet while you twitch away and bleed to death. That would sell...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B_Ssmzy-JoY
:upsidedow

JenniDahling 10-15-2009 03:47 PM

Send her to Cracker Jack at CrackWhoreConfessions!:winkwink:

Seriously, your site looks like a good fit for a members area trade:thumbsup Hit me up on ICQ!

Ayla_SquareTurtle 10-15-2009 03:56 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking serious femdom. I want to see her in skin tight leather and you on your knees sucking a BBC.

comeplay 10-15-2009 04:02 PM

ya something with a leather mask on her might help

Cyber Fucker 10-15-2009 04:07 PM

:uhoh just passing

iaccess 10-15-2009 04:18 PM

there's a market for everything... throw pennies on her tell her it might become dimes if she does better. Way to humiliate someone :disgust

seeandsee 10-15-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foulfowl (Post 16427233)
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey.wmv
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey1.jpg

This broad will do anything for $2. I need some gross, bizarre ideas that the sickest porn surfers would enjoy seeing. I want shock value. Legal of course. Shit I need new ideas for my site period. It needs a good shot in the arm.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bhunter 10-15-2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foulfowl (Post 16427233)
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey.wmv
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey1.jpg

This broad will do anything for $2. I need some gross, bizarre ideas that the sickest porn surfers would enjoy seeing. I want shock value. Legal of course. Shit I need new ideas for my site period. It needs a good shot in the arm.


I just puked out my pizza

96ukssob 10-15-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhunter (Post 16432706)

I just puked out my pizza

seriously, i just almost had meat loaf all over my keyboard

Va2k 10-15-2009 04:51 PM

Damn I thought black men had big dicks?



sry lol

PornMD 10-15-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16432764)
seriously, i just almost had meat loaf all over my keyboard

Really? I would not want to see that...

http://www.hunch.com/media/img/s/l/R/A/lRA-3405293.jpg

Loch 10-15-2009 05:18 PM

I wouldent let that within 100 feet of my dick, are you fucking serious?
Not even Viagra is that good!

OMG

shwsrvcs 10-15-2009 05:24 PM

maybe take her under your wing and clean her up... a'la Pookie in New Jack City, and help her learn some skills that you know. Give her job, a real job and a leg up. She seemed to be crying out for that in telling you about how she used to be. I know I know, some people don't want to be helped, they are lost souls, It is your choice or not to profit upon the downfall of others. I see you've taken the high road.

DG

itto 10-15-2009 05:34 PM

http://bosstoons.com/barge1.gif

Slick 10-15-2009 05:50 PM

One question about the FoulFowl site, how come the join link sets off my Avast protection and it's listed by Google as a site that may harm your computer ??

http://foulfowl.com/ccbill/index.htm

Wagerboy 10-15-2009 05:57 PM

Call me a pussy but I feel bad for her. I want to send her money for some reason. That might be your card there, I dont know. Poor girl.

Stacks Banned for Life 10-15-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 16433007)
One question about the FoulFowl site, how come the join link sets off my Avast protection and it's listed by Google as a site that may harm your computer ??

http://foulfowl.com/ccbill/index.htm

It might have something to do with the shit-ton of JavaScript at the bottom of the page.

TheLegacy 10-15-2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itto (Post 16432958)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Picture says a thousand words

Adam_M 10-15-2009 06:44 PM

Crack Whore Chronicles (The Bum Fights of Porn!)

L-Pink 10-15-2009 07:11 PM

That's some pretty tragic shit. I feel sorry for people like that ......


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Sarah_Jayne 10-16-2009 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 16433042)
Call me a pussy but I feel bad for her. I want to send her money for some reason. That might be your card there, I dont know. Poor girl.

But perhaps not through making her do the sickest things you can get people on a forum suggest?

tranza 10-16-2009 07:43 AM

Mmmmm, no.

Kenny B! 10-16-2009 07:50 AM

I got it, take her down to the clinic and have them do some testing see if she has the aids or hepatitis maybe even the herp, then fuck her in the ass bareback before you open the results!

imperverted 10-16-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foulfowl (Post 16427233)
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey.wmv
http://foulfowl.com/kelsey1.jpg

This broad will do anything for $2. I need some gross, bizarre ideas that the sickest porn surfers would enjoy seeing. I want shock value. Legal of course. Shit I need new ideas for my site period. It needs a good shot in the arm.


Thats a woman?:(


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