For all the Toronto Maple Leaf fans
 

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.


What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!


What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.


Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!


Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one....


What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
A. None of them can play hockey.


What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.


What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A.. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.


How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.


What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.


What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road..


How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out.



This guy says to the bartender, ?Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together..?

The bartender replies, ?Normally, dogs wouldn?t be allowed in my bar, but it?s not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there?s any trouble with you or the dog, I?ll have to ask you to leave..?

The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game.. Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal and the excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high-five.

The bartender says, ?Wow, that?s pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game ??

The guys answers, ?No Idea, I?ve only had him for 3 years.?


The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup most of their fans were in diapers.
Coincidentally, the next time they win it those same fans will be back in diapers again!

meh :2 cents::2 cents:

Some good ones in there ;)

Definitely some good one's there and other's I've heard before.

i refused to watch them until some progress has been made - been a fan since they won the stanley cup

Ouch !! :1orglaugh

not funny at all

You fuckers will all be sucking my cock once my boys in blue hit the playoffs this year!

Toronto Maple Leafs 2009-2010 Stanley Cup Champs!!!!!!


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Win the cup? Maybe they should try to win a game first

Shouldn't this be addressed to the Maple Leaf fan?

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some of these where really good

Mark you will be eligible for social security before they make the playoffs

http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-...leafs-suck.jpg

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Haha love it. Go Canucks!

Har har,same could be said about the Canuckleheads

I knew they were bad. I had no idea they hadn't won a game yet.

Riiight, the team that won their division last year? and finished 3rd in the west? LOL

They don't have problems winning ;) A recent stanley cup? No. That will be soon. :D