Drunkest guy ever at the 7-11 <video>
 

been there, done that

Omg this is the newest video on the internet

official thread here, seen it here first

This is my other fave public drunk video:

now that's a fuckin party

What the fuck did I just watch, were they seriously taking shots out of a shoe? :1orglaugh

My stomach hurts from laughing... Absolutely Hillarious!!

Thanks Shoplifter!!

That motherfucker is way fucked up! :1orglaugh

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holy shit those fuckers know how to get down.

Not really, we need to see a video of them sober. It's a sliding scale if you're only slightly more retarded when shitfaced than when sober. :1orglaugh

Few thoughts each time I watch that video.

1. It sort of reminds me of watching CSI (vegas) or an intro to House on TV, before the case really starts - which is always more than what it looks like.

2. Does anyone really think he actually walked to that store? Sort of scary either way.

3. Curious how much shit the store and store personnel could end up in (assuming this is the US, and depending on the state) if that dude did leave by car (him driving), or got injured/killed on the way home. Yeah I know they did not sell him any more booze. I just seem to recall that bars could be held responsible if they allow a person that is too drunk to just leave on their own, without at least trying to call for assistance or something. Not that I agree with it, but still.

Holy crap. OK I am pretty sure it is a wedding. Though it also seems like a dance party, a food fight, a mosh pit, and possibly they broke grandpa's hip. Then sprinkle in some customs or fetishes like shoe drinking and spitting. OK maybe the spitting by that one dude was a reaction after what he just did. Looks like they also gave the possible groom a hair wash with booze.

Anyone know the race/culture?
Makes the idea of owning a rent able hall scary as fuck. That gave me insurance nightmares and was thinking nope, no way they get any security deposit back.

That's exactly how one moves when drunk. Tested it on myself.

fuck i wish i could go back in time and see videos of my drunk days

Welcome to Dagestan baby! I think throwing Gramps out the window like that is some sort of tradition there.

fuck! :helpme

That's not drunk... maybe a combination of some alcohol but definitely drugs in there somewhere....

That guy has no depth perception at all.

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now *that* is a fucking party. the girls don't seem so into it though lol.

Lol whenever I'm going out to get slammed I say " LETS MAKE IT A 7-11 NITE" long drunken story behind that.

Can u imagine how boring life was in the prohibition days?

its fake. notice as soon as the police were coming he just instantly poped up and ran out with no problems? Didnt stumble then...:2 cents: wack ass jackass ripoff.

that guy needed to keep his drink on. he must of stepped on every tile in there