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JenniDahling 10-21-2009 05:53 PM

Octomom Admits Crush on Jon (of Jon and Kate + 8)
 
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Jon and Nadya plus 22 &? Nadya Suleman, better known as the "Octomom," the single mother who gave birth to octuplets in early 2009, is crushin' on Jon Gosselin, the father of eight, from the paparazzi-plagued TLC show "Jon & Kate Plus 8." Suleman told Radaronline.com, "I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he's hot. ... He looks cute in purple!" Suleman says she has no reality-show plans for her own family, which already included six kids before the octuplets came. "I already made up my mind a long time ago," she told USmagazine.com. "I think it's exploitative. I don't care what the dollar amount would be. It's not worth it. It's not healthy for the kids."

(Today on ABC 7 News)

Alf Hucker 10-21-2009 05:57 PM

Please, no. John & Octomom + 8 + 8 + 6?

dyna mo 10-21-2009 05:59 PM

she looks like angelina jolie.

Alf Hucker 10-21-2009 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16453001)
she looks like angelina jolie.

If Angelina Jolie, Liv Tyler and Quasimodo had a mutant dog that they all had anal sex with, then the DNA fused from all 3 of them and the dog somehow managed to get pregnant, and passed a pup out of it's bung.... The result of this equation is what Octomom looks like.

So in a way, yes, you are correct.

Pleasurepays 10-21-2009 06:07 PM

thats unusual.. you mean one dysfunctional person is attracted to another dysfunctional person?

weird.

fatfoo 10-21-2009 06:07 PM

Mother of 7 loves Father of 8. Good that she has no reality-show plans. It is exploitive indeed.

VeriSexy 10-21-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16453001)
she looks like angelina jolie.

Maybe after being hammered all night

JenniDahling 10-21-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16453025)
Mother of 7 loves Father of 8. Good that she has no reality-show plans. It is exploitive indeed.

I think with her last delivery of 8 she now has 14. Way above his quota! It would be Nadya & Jon + 22 if they got together.

dyna mo 10-21-2009 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Hucker (Post 16453020)
If Angelina Jolie, Liv Tyler and Quasimodo had a mutant dog that they all had anal sex with, then the DNA fused from all 3 of them and the dog somehow managed to get pregnant, and passed a pup out of it's bung.... The result of this equation is what Octomom looks like.

So in a way, yes, you are correct.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 16453062)
Maybe after being hammered all night


http://michaelzary.files.wordpress.c...-nadya-001.jpg

Quote:

The duo looks so similar that they appeared together on the cover of Life & Style magazine with the headline "Obsessed with Angelina" emblazoned in yellow on the cover.

"The similarities between Nadya and Angelina are uncanny," plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn told Life & Style. "Their brows are almost identical, and they both have nice smooth foreheads."

The surgeon, who did not treat Suleman, said it appears the in-vitro fan had procedures such as lip augmentation and rhinoplasty that make her resemble Jolie.

Spunky 10-21-2009 07:09 PM

She wants to breed again

bloggerz 10-21-2009 08:08 PM

i'd hit it

psili 10-21-2009 08:40 PM

People need to be sterilized at birth, and then pass some test, whatever it is, before being able to get the procreation serum.

Iron Fist 10-21-2009 09:24 PM

Most people can't do math at this level... please stop.

LeRoy 10-21-2009 09:43 PM

I dunno crazy gets crazy and it'll prolly happen too. At least some casual sex meetings for some publicity.

They need to milk this 15 minutes of fame right about now.

96ukssob 10-21-2009 09:46 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just what he needs... more child support payments

NickB. 10-21-2009 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16453517)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just what he needs... more child support payments

hahahahaha just what I was thinking

LiveDose 10-21-2009 10:30 PM

Octofreak coming this fall...

WatchingPorn 10-21-2009 10:32 PM

He did get involved.

Carmine Raguso 10-21-2009 11:04 PM

God she is a fucking horror show.

And she looks NOTHING like Angelina Jolie :1orglaugh

Iron Fist 10-21-2009 11:36 PM

Hmm... you got me curious for a second....

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/aj_garters.jpg

Nah, not even fucking close. FAIL.

tigermtb 10-22-2009 02:31 AM

Octomom's true love is fame, attention, and popularity.

One of those girls from high school who still thinks its high school.

LoveSandra 10-22-2009 06:51 AM

funny shit

Scott McD 10-22-2009 06:56 AM

Someone shoot her please!

CDSmith 10-22-2009 07:53 AM

They're a perfect match in so many ways.

I say go for it.

Daddy Big Nuts 10-22-2009 08:09 AM

Whenever they do lock her up....I hope that they lose the key...

dyna mo 10-22-2009 08:55 AM

my work in this thread is done!

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 10-22-2009 10:28 AM

That's awfulness coming full circle...

Deesnuts 10-22-2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Hucker (Post 16453020)
If Angelina Jolie, Liv Tyler and Quasimodo had a mutant dog that they all had anal sex with, then the DNA fused from all 3 of them and the dog somehow managed to get pregnant, and passed a pup out of it's bung.... The result of this equation is what Octomom looks like.

So in a way, yes, you are correct.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JenniDahling 10-22-2009 01:24 PM

Between the Kate and Nadya, I think at least Nadya hasn't pushed/exploited her kids the way Kate has. Nadya may still be struggling, but she is waaaaay more loving toward her children than Kate is. What's the worse of 2 evils, an over controlling mom who exploits her big family for financial gain, now lives in a mansion, but barely nurture her kids because she's too busy getting deals... or a mom who is broke, living out of her mom's house, admits that what she did was stupid and dangerous but is trying to make the best out of it without selling out to reality tv, but seems loving and waaay more patient, but obviously has issues with making good decisions. lol

dyna mo 10-22-2009 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 16455727)
Between the Kate and Nadya, I think at least Nadya hasn't pushed/exploited her kids the way Kate has. Nadya may still be struggling, but she is waaaaay more loving toward her children than Kate is. What's the worse of 2 evils, an over controlling mom who exploits her big family for financial gain, now lives in a mansion, but barely nurture her kids because she's too busy getting deals... or a mom who is broke, living out of her mom's house, admits that what she did was stupid and dangerous but is trying to make the best out of it without selling out to reality tv, but seems loving and waaay more patient, but obviously has issues with making good decisions. lol

didn't nadya cash in on her notoriety, do a expose *documentary* on the octomom thing, get a huge house out of the deal, leave her mom to deal with the foreclosure on her home and milk the paparzzi/reality tv news coverage, etc.?

Tom_PM 10-22-2009 01:37 PM

I had thought that Octomom had a documentary deal.. not a "reality show" technically, but filming of herself and family to be released as a one shot documentary coming up.

dyna mo 10-22-2009 01:38 PM

On March 25, 2009, Suleman and Gloria Allred appeared together on the Dr. Phil Show.

On April 16, 2009, Suleman revealed she has struck a deal for a reality TV show in the UK, though the Hollywood Reporter said some U.S. networks are reluctant to pick up the show. [33] Suleman signed an agreement with the Los Angeles Superior Court on July 24 to have each of her children earn $250 a day to star in a reality show that is to start filming on September 1.[34]

On August 10, 2009, Fox announced a two-hour special entitled, "Octo-Mom: The Incredible Unseen Footage", which aired on August 19.[35]

dyna mo 10-22-2009 01:40 PM

let's also not forget she completely milked the ivf treatments, being implanted with 6 embryos (the max) each of the 6 times she had ivf.

Tom_PM 10-22-2009 01:44 PM

and her doctor was just banned from his profession last week I think.

Jon'd be just another mouth to feed anyway. hehe

DaddyHalbucks 10-22-2009 01:46 PM

Dysfunction + Dysfunction = ?

james_clickmemedia 10-23-2009 04:19 AM

she can sure pick em.

Pleasurepays 10-23-2009 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 16455805)
Dysfunction + Dysfunction = ?

typically.... dysfunction + dysfunction = even more children


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