So here is my million dollar idea, what do you think?
 

So I was at hooters restaurant and had a million dollar idea pop up... its all about butts these days not hooters right? So with that in mind I wanted to start a place called The Pirates Booty Bar & Grill - Its a real treasure of a place! All the girls ...would wear pirate hats and sexy outfits with little shorts that compliment well their booty. The whole theme of the bar and grill would be pirates of course.

Our logo would be like a treasure chest, maybe shaped like a booty if that works. If not just a standard pirates treasure chest would work.

i like it, what kind of food do pirates grub on?

Sounds good. Everyone loves a nice round bubble butt!

http://www.BootieMovies.com/index01.html

25 cent wings on Thursday and you'll have a hit

I'd eat there :thumbsup

Who cares but all our plates could be pirate themed like...

One eyed jacks Buffalo Chicken sandwich or something like that.

Would use as much pirate language as possible.

Great Idea mate HHAAAARRRRRRR!! I'd eat there for sure :upsidedow:2 cents:

One eyed spunkys 25 cent wing tuesdays! :thumbsup

and therein lies why you will fail.

NO thats why you would fail lol. If I really served pirate food I don't think I would have a business. They drank rum and probably eat fish and bread. lol

If you can get a girl to walk my plank, I will eat their.

I'd check out a place like that for sure

I'd open a ninja restaurant but no one would be able to find it :2 cents:

True dat.

bArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbeque.

Tuesdays don't work for some reason.either they are still recouping from Monday or prefer Wednesdays and Thursdays and the blue cheese has to be fresh

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haha you got it. :thumbsup

I like it.... bArrrrrrrrbeque ribs

umm, no. you will fail because you already display a complete lack of care for your potential customer and show a complete lack of understanding of the restaurant business.

you think it's like porn or some sort of shitbag DVD of homeless people beating each other up?

hahahah.

wait, n/m, go for it, dump your $25,000 worth of savings into the idea.

remember, i'm the guy who said i like the idea and simply asked what kind of food you will serve at your restaurant.

your the guy with the *who cares* attitude.

THAT is why you will fail.

This thread needs pics. I'll start it off...

http://www.FetishSoup.com/GFY/BTMDakotaBrookes09.jpg

Are you really getting upset over this? I don't care what kind of food pirates grub on!!! That's besides the point. Of course I care what food will be served but its not going to be just pirate food and rum lol. Yea I would explore if there are any good pirate dishes but Im just assuming there isnt. I came up with this idea like an hour ago, not like I have some business plan for it yet. You crack me up. Arrrrrrr:1orglaugh

One more for luck...

http://www.FetishSoup.com/GFY/BTMStephanie15.jpg

What ever happened to Chio The Pirate?

Only serve things you can eat with your hands and barbaric style. Giant drum sticks, Steaks, Rump roast, Spiral cut honey ham as the main dishes. Manly side dishes like baked potatos, chili, etc..


Also allow and encourage ass slapping of the waitresses.. "FETCH ME SOME BEER WOMAN ARRGGG" *SLAP*

The only thing is man is that most the world associates booty's with sex or shit. Shit and food don't go well together and I think that might hurt biz down the road. Hooters works because not only are breasts a part of the female body that even the straightest Women can respect, but also the containers that hold the food of life .. so it squeezes by with a pass, but booty's I'm not sure will.

Hope it does work though, because I would frequent for sure :thumbsup

not the slightest bit upset. just playing captain obvious re: your casual disregard to customers.

i asked a simple question, "what food would you serve?" after i supported your business idea.

your reply of 'who cares" reveals why you will fail and your lack of comprehension of hard it is to make a nickle in the food services industry. why isn't that easy for you to understand?

moreover, your taking issue with my comments shows even more of your lack of the backbone needed to succeed in the restaurant business.

i doubt you've seen how really cutthroat adult is, since your product is on the fringe, so it's not a stretch to conclude you are entirely in the dark as to how cutthroat the food bidness is.

either way, i'm out/ i tried to be a part of this, but you are too sensitive to take suggestions/questions/criticism, yet another sign of impending failure.

it will take a while to build a name for yourself like hooters, hooters = big chest

Name your place buns or backs...and have the logo go over the back of the tight shorts.

Is he off making millions from http://www.verifiedcharge.com/ ? I remember that was the last thing I saw him really pushing on this site what happened with all that?

This is a weird thread. A guy presents a fun idea that he clearly does not intend to ever pursue, and a half-serious argument regarding the menu, customer service, and business planning erupts.

Strange stuff....

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Clearly you missed the epic thread where verified charge doesn't pay out it's webmasters and Chio is no where to be found.

In other news...

If you made them all schoolgirls in little miniskirts, then I would be in heaven. :thumbsup

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nice ass on her :thumbsup

I just didn't want to be the one to say it, thanks tho.


I can foresee a lot of accidental napkin droppings.... fork droppings.... spoon droppings.... i think you can see a pattern

http://sugarbank.com/wp-content/uplo...id-upskirt.jpg

Shorten the name and use a slogan

The Pirates Booty
~~Bar & Grill~~

Aarg now be a fine wench and fetch me some rum.

the restaurant business is very tough.. you are not the first to think of a pirate theme..

best thing for you to do is go to sleep thinking about your pirate bar and maybe you will dream about being a big success and banging hot waitresses 4 at a time..

and if you're lucky, you will wake up wet..

regardless of what happens, dont put a nickel into your idea unless you have deep pockets and a trustworthy friend with years experience succesfully running multiple restaurants.. :2 cents: is not enough here, so i give you $50 of advice... take it..

I always love such ideas. They make me laugh.
I have a fantastic idea that will make millions. Cool what is it. Well lets make a "insert theme" + "insert common type of business".

Busty hair cuts.
Tits and wings.
Bootyshort sports bar/laundromat.

They all make me smile.

Agreed!!! I know nothing about the restaurant biz. Hell I know two guys that have been running a restaurant for 10+ years and they still screwed up the opening of their second place so bad it almost went under the first month.

Man and finding enough hot girls who would love to dress up like that would be next to impossible.. however if there was a mandatory tipping and the girls were making mad tips I could see how it would be a lot easier, girls are so predictable... they love money more than being stared at by horny guys. Man I would eat there once a week! :2 cents:

ya all that work of finding girls you might as well have them get naked on a stage or three and then grind up on your dick for 20 dollars a song... fuck restaurants

i will use yuour idea buhahahaaaaaa

so true... :thumbsup

hope your idea will convert into a million and more!! GoodL.