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Dirt Nasty - 1980

I got a gold chain
I'm on cocaine
I'm like yo mang
I rolled in, straight from Oakland
Holding my dick like a US Open Trophy
Word up to hyphy, y'all don't know me - Dirt Nasty

Asscheecks spread wide
G-string, to the side
1 drink, courvoisier
2 drinks, vodka straight
3 drink, I'm in the sink
Throwin up on my brand new mink
Coke, and I'm doing coke
Y'all can't hold my donkey rope (nope)

Call the pope, pray for me
Gold Rolls Royce with? (ding)
I lived through the 80s, and shit was crazy
Everybody wanna know my name, bring the pain and pop the champagne
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I fuck their brains out on the Mustang

I got a gold chain
Like it was 1980
I'm on cocaine
Like it was 1980
I'm like yo mang
Like it was 1980

It sure don't seem that way to me, and tell your girl to stop paging me

I rolled in, stoned as hell
Whine lines, gold gazelles
Hotel on Sunset
Young hos get undressed (you bet)
Done dick ain't done yet
Insert the clip and get the gun wet

'Nuff said, I'm radical
T-shirt say 'party animal' (rawr)
I ain't no amateur
This ain't no Hands Across America

I shine like Morrisey on Hennesey on x-mas eve (no)
No more like Morris Day on lea dressing gay (ding)

I lived through the 80s, and shit was crazy
Everybody want to know my name, bring the pain and pop the champagne
Every girl wanna hold my chain when I fuck their brains out on the Mustang

I got a gold chain
Like it was 1980
I'm on cocaine
Like it was 1980
I'm like yo mang
Like it was 1980

It sure don't seem that way to me, and tell your girl to stop paging me.

lol...... how was erotic exotic ball?

this came out like over a year ago mang!! awesome song

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Originally Posted by BarryTheHatchet (Post 16471218)

this came out like over a year ago mang!! awesome song

yea i know

and this line No more like Morris Day on lea dressing gay (ding) is No more like Morris Day on hella yay dressing gay (ding)

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Originally Posted by BarryTheHatchet (Post 16471267)

and this line No more like Morris Day on lea dressing gay (ding) is No more like Morris Day on hella yay dressing gay (ding)

Ah yeah i saw after i posted it was wrong. grabbed the lyrics from one of those dumb lyrics sites... heh

nice pics bro, I'll hit it next year, had previous made plans this year so couldn't make it

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16471425)

nice pics bro, I'll hit it next year, had previous made plans this year so couldn't make it

I'm already planning for next year's show - no rest for the wicked... :winkwink:

A couple of pix inside the private lapdance/photo rooms at the ADG Booth last Friday night:

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ee...DG2009_840.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ee...g_2009_005.jpg

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ee...g_2009_227.jpg

See you next year...

:drinkup

ADG

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Originally Posted by blake.puba (Post 16471559)

nice pics!

Thanks...nice chicks! :thumbsup

ADG

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16471425)

nice pics bro, I'll hit it next year, had previous made plans this year so couldn't make it

So I checked the FMSL (F*ck My Sex Life) link in your sig...funny shiat:

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I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob while he was playing Mortal Kombat, and he got so into the game that when he lost, he threw the controller hard at the floor which ended up hitting my ankle. Now I'm temporarily using crutches for my sprained ankle. FMSL.

I was teasing this guy one night as a precurser to sex as i always do, and decided to give him some oral. As I finish to move onto other things he suddenly cums on my shirt. After cleaning himself up he puts his pants back on, looks at me and says "you're too good for your own good" and leaves. FMSL

Last night while I was giving my man a blowjob on the bed, I came up from going down on him. I thought I'd try to be sexy and throw my hair around, but instead I fell backwards off the bed. But I didn't land on the floor, I landed on my ass on top of an incredibly hot space heater. Now my ass is burned. FMSL

My girlfriend cheated on me, but she told me I had a bigger dick. I don't know if I should feel better or choke her for even knowing. FMSL

Today, my mum walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. FMSL

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend making out. We were both clothed, but apparently not good enough because when I leaned forward to kiss his neck, he freed himself, pushed aside my clothing, took my virginity and came inside of me in one thrust. Without my permission. While I am fertile. FMSL

My boyfriend and I had sex the other day and he put on the last condom and went inside... Not 10 seconds later he decided he really needed to pee. He hasn't had a chance to buy condoms since. FMSL

I was getting myself off and my hand started to hurt so I pulled it back and my whole arm ached. I just strained my drawing arm while masturbating and I didn't even get very far. Curse these short arms! FMSL

I've been going out with this guy (first true love) but he believes that having sex once every two days is fine. And only at night. And no oral sex. Well I can give him some but only cause I convinced him to. I love oral sex. And can't have it anymore. It's already been 2 years now. FMSL

Today I got bored and slipped a hand down to do some "playing." I got the usual feeling I normally get before I cum, which is feeling like I have to pee. I gave in to the feeling only to find out that I wasn't about to cum, I really did have to pee. FMSL

Today, I got to have birthday sex for the first time in my life. He finished not even five minutes into it and I never got to cum. Happy Birthday to me. FMSL

BTW, which part of the City are you in? I live in the South Bay, but will be in SF tomorrow...

ADG

Better Dirt Nasty songs:

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16471551)

dood what the fuck...

I thought you were still alive this whole time I didn't know you died and went to heaven

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16471693)

So I checked the FMSL (F*ck My Sex Life) link in your sig...funny shiat:

BTW, which part of the City are you in? I live in the South Bay, but will be in SF tomorrow...

ADG

I live in North Beach if you wanna come grab a drink or food or something

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16472274)

I live in North Beach if you wanna come grab a drink or food or something

Mmmm...I loves those North Beach eateries! :thumbsup

Don't know if you heard, but the Bay Bridge was shut down tonight, which means traffic may be hell getting into the City tomorrow with people from the East Bay commuting over the San Mateo Bridge and then back North, so we'll see how it goes...I have to renew my Visa at a Consulate office for an upcoming Asia trip - once that is done, I'll know how much time I have.

E-mail me and I'll send you my digits: webmaster (AT) asiandivagirls (dot) com

:drinkup

ADG

Mmmm...................

Thank God for asian women...

Thank so much for those pics!

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16472336)

For sure

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16472246)

dood what the fuck...

I thought you were still alive this whole time I didn't know you died and went to heaven

Yeah, I'm going to this next year for sure!!

I'll bring our Asian girls from our network.. We've got Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, and London Keyes... :-)

Don't do drugs.

Recently there were some posts on GFY that some people died from overdose of hard drugs. Oh! That's not fun at all. Cocaine and hard drugs are extreme shit.

how does one get invited to ADG partiess?

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 16965768)

how does one get invited to ADG partiess?

you have to be an asian diva girl, not an asian diva boy. :2 cents::1orglaugh

haha ALF still rules