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d-null

10-28-2009 04:33 PM

Man loses Testicle after random unprovoked attack by Woman on Street

She must have a pretty hard kick or steel toed boots or something..... the description of her is listed as a tall white girl in her late teens with a slim build.

Quote:

Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.

That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.

It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

http://www.theprovince.com/health/La...272/story.html

Sly	10-28-2009 04:35 PM

Would this constitute as a hate crime?

halfpint

10-28-2009 04:36 PM

ohhh I feel his pain...

dav3	10-28-2009 04:39 PM

omg, i couldnt even imagine some random woman exploding one of mah balls on the street like that. hopefully they catch the nuttbuster.

AaronM

10-28-2009 04:52 PM

A friend of mine is working at a haunt. A couple days ago he scared a girl and she kicked him in the balls. One of his nuts has been swelling so today he went to the hospital. Last I heard they were doing some sort of scan to see the extent of the damage. Sounds like he may lose it.

The shit thing is he was just doing his job. The girl paid to enter the haunt then freaks out and kicks him in the balls then bails. Nobody knows who she is.

Loch	10-28-2009 04:55 PM

heard it on the radio driving to work this morning, the guys was so embarrest he waited 2 weeks before reporting it...........

CYF	10-28-2009 04:56 PM

omg ouch!

d-null

10-28-2009 04:59 PM

"tall, slim" .... she sounds like she could have a future in the dominatrix business :1orglaugh

http://i38.tinypic.com/eb23he.jpg

bbwdollars

10-28-2009 05:05 PM

i think i would cry

d-null

10-28-2009 05:09 PM

BlackCrayon

10-28-2009 05:10 PM

chick does that to me for no reason i'm gonna fuck her up!

chronig

10-28-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 16474882)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh wow! that sux!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

10-28-2009 08:55 PM

That's NUTS!!! :Oh crap

http://www.ozini.com/wp-content/uplo...09/03/ouch.gif

ADG

Iron Fist

10-28-2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16475420)

That's NUTS!!! :Oh crap

http://www.ozini.com/wp-content/uplo...09/03/ouch.gif

ADG

How in the fuck... that's just retarded. :disgust:disgust:disgust

TheSenator

10-29-2009 12:16 AM

There is a good ball kicking one...I actually think it is knees to the balls multiple times.

Wilsy

10-29-2009 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16474923)

Why let a chick do that to you he must have been in absolute agony :(

Anthony

10-29-2009 01:15 AM

They're looking in the wrong place, she's from Abbotsford and is my Ex.

Just kidding, but something she would do.

themadwriter

10-29-2009 03:20 AM

for fuck sake, what is the world coming to

digitaldivas

10-29-2009 03:28 AM

that is totally fucked!

digitaldivas

10-29-2009 03:29 AM

if they catch her, they should pour a bottle of drano down her snatch

LiveDose

10-29-2009 04:31 AM

Just reading this thread makes my balls ache.

brassmonkey

10-29-2009 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16475420)

That's NUTS!!! :Oh crap

http://www.ozini.com/wp-content/uplo...09/03/ouch.gif

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme:Oh crap

CaptainHowdy

10-29-2009 05:36 AM

That's hot... but I'm sick.

LoveSandra

10-29-2009 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16474820)

ohhh I feel his pain...

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Holly

10-29-2009 08:02 AM

We need more women like this in the world.

NBBCash Matze

10-29-2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 16476081)

Just reading this thread makes my balls ache.

exactly my thoughts when I read this article. :)

tranza

10-29-2009 10:05 AM

That is too fucked up :(

J. Falcon

10-29-2009 10:06 AM

crazy fucking bitch

Vicious_B

10-29-2009 10:17 AM

That is obviously a crazy bitch and I hope the catch her before she hurts someone else. I have taught my daughter that you only do that if she is defending herself, to never do it joking around because you don't know the damage you can do to a person.

Tom_PM

10-29-2009 10:25 AM

"That?s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn?t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he ?noticed something was missing.?"

Umm.. excuse me? Are we missing a period of time here or what? Nice reporting. Did he fall to the ground? Did he call the cops? Did passersby help him? spit on him? piss on him? Nothing noteworthy occured between a random human kicking him in the groin, and "later that night"?

okee doke.

Scott McD

10-29-2009 10:51 AM

I'd have killed the bitch !!!

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