So Im sick as hell, should I just go get drunk off some whiskey?
 

Everyone tells me it will weaken my immune system and get me sicker but damn my body is telling me it will just ease my aches and pains and let me relax and enjoy myself. We all know stress doesn't make you feel better so if I'm able to relax won't I have a better chance of fighting this cold?

I say do it. You don't need an immune system, anyway. Just use lots of Germ-X.

totally drink some whiskey

I don't think Whiskey will do the job. You need some cocaine. :upsidedow

Green tea, honey and Wild Turkey 101.


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terrible idea, it will dehydrate you and tax your liver and system

Phone off,
Hot water bottle,
draw curtains,
Bed.

fuck yourself up worse...

cocaine can kill you... if you are over 26 just stick to whiskey

Alcohol kills germs, yes?

not in your system when you drink it, but in the right concentrations it works good to wash your hands with

Smoke some weed... :2 cents:

aspirine

go out and have some fun

whiskey....no....no....no!

What u need is acid!:1orglaugh

Everybody you've talked to is an idiot. A bottle of whiskey has been my tried and true cold remedy for years now. I get a cold, I hammer a bottle of whiskey and get sickeningly drunk, pass out, wake up the next day feeling like shit, then the day after that I'm good to go. I swear it pickles the infection right out of you. Gotta get that blood alcohol level up nice and high though.

Right there with you Jew Cat! :thumbsup