Toronto News: Amazing court ruling for custody of 12 year old boy!
 

Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling
Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...

TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP) -

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario boy was at the center of a
Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents &
the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged
they had also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family &
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references & confer with
child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto
Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Hahah lol

hahaha nice

I messed up the age in the title, but it still works ;)

lol that was great.... :thumbsup

fucking leafs... glad I am out of Toronto so I don't have to put up with all my lame idiot friends and everyone else in the town going crazy over the most laughable sports team in the world

LMAO! Leafs suck!

I think that DrinkingHard has posted this a few times over the years. Cute joke.

Had me going ..... lol

Mofo!!!!!!

haha that made my day

Well I say this, the Leafs have looked alright in their last 5 games. Just not getting the bounces. Kessel got 10 shots on goal.

Need to work on the power play. 7 in a row last night ZERO Goals.

I take back my earlier pre-season comment about the Leafs having a tough fight for last place.

It'll be an easy fight.

only in america!

lol, that was great. Had me going right to the last line :)
WG

go leafs!

Dude.... CANADA