Boneprone shark attack?
 

I just got a txt message from a friend that said Boneprone was taking surf lessons today with Legendary Lars in Santa Cruz, and a shark bit Boneprone's leg while he was sitting on his board waiting on a wave.

My friend said paramedics are at the beach now, and Boneprone is apparently lucky that his wetsuit was constricting enough to keep the bleeding from being too severe until the paramedics arrived.

Anybody else heard anything?

Wow no shit.. hope he's ok

:Oh crap

I bet Boneprone's leg tastes like almond rocca.

Boneprone bit it.. oops, I mean hit it

Guess Anal Hobbit will have to start posting in his absence.

I just read that another name for a surf board is "tube snake"

interesting...

Yup, I heard that if looks and smells like bullshit then it is :2 cents:

BREAKING NEWS - Patrick Swayze is back from the dead!!!!

I saw the words: attack/shark/Lars and got excited .....


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He probably tasted like Eggroll......The shark couldn't help himself.

Did Lars cry?

He was probably trying to fuck the shark.

It is getting close to Christmas.....

Went to see Boneprone in the hospital this afternoon, we are in Santa Cruz for the AFF top affiliate gathering (it's invite only). His leg is all bandaged up so I couldnt see how bad it looked, and he was pretty groggy from the pain meds, but looks like he'll be ok. I guess he will post up when he feels better.

I'm off for dinner with Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone.

Holy Fuck... that made me laugh!!!!!!

thats a spinner shark, which means that picture was taken in fl...

and yes, boneprone was killed by a great white today while surfing in san clemente..

Well duh... its just a pic I pulled from google images

tell sunny I said hi... and she left her ear rings last time she was here

he be aiite

That shark fucked Boneprone.

is this for real?

:1orglaugh:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

There actually was a great white shark attack today in Santa Cruz but it didn't involve BP, and the only casualty was a surfboard bitten in half:

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/liv...~1_GALLERY.jpg

Here's another article from the Monterey Herald today:

Great White Shark Puts Scare Into Surfer

Typical AFF BS as usual...

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lucky or what ?:Oh crap

Shark attacks around here are fairly rare, although there are occasional sightings, which usually shuts down the beaches for a day or two...

http://midnightshowing.com/wp-conten...5/msvsgo03.png

According to these stats, 1926-2008 Map of Shark Attacks, there have been 96 unprovoked attacks, and only eight fatal attacks (with 20 attacks in the Bay area over that nearly 80 year span, and just one fatality - in San Francisco in 1959).

As for the Boneprone attack, sounds like somebody jumped the shark... :winkwink:

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Boneprone drama threads are so '03
Duke

Damn,get well soon BP

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

this isn't 2003 anymore.

I think Boneprone's leg bone was prone to being bitten by a shark.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Update: BP, still at the hospital, GFY is blocked there, but he is feeling better. No lawsuits are planned btw ;)

Yes I called and talked to him on the phone almost everyday since this happend. He had to have some surgery on the tendons that got damaged in his leg. He will be ok. Just a long process and will be there for a while. He has one more surgery planned next week.

He cant post at GFY becasue the internet filters at the hospital are blocking there.
But he is ok. He also mentioned not to believe the rumors that he is going to sue or have some lawsuit. It was posted in AVN or something like that.

He is doing fine, getting better and AFF has been great to him. Lars has been by to visit daily as has Sean. For some reason Sagi his rep has not been allowed to come by for legal reasons which is strange. But he has called and sent gifts. He wanted to say thanks to The President Rob who sent some Pets over to cheer him up. Chris Underwood for sending over $1000.00 in lapdance coupons for Saphires LasVegas for when he gets better and Sagi is rumored to have bumped up his rev share percent payout to what he has been asking for over the years that other top affilates have been getting all along.

Nevertheless he is doing better and had a good time surfing with the pets before this happened.

Some pics from his facebook looks like he is having a blast..

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4363087_n.jpg

Him in a teletubby wetsuit getting ready to surf with the Penthouse Pet of The Year Taya Parker.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...f48575a49f.jpg

Heading over to the Beach with Lars in one of the Cars.
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._2896561_n.jpg

Pierre owner of worldsex and BP.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...0_836699_n.jpg

And the driver Lars.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._8328739_n.jpg

It looks like they were all having fun surfing.
Even the Pets Sunny And Taya were in the shark infested waters before that accident.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...00cfe89828.jpg

Hell, people say they would give their right leg to be with gals like this.
Looks like BP may have done just that!

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...780da35e6f.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...74a2992848.jpg

Sunny does a BP4L saying for BP to stay strong.

http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...03883807_l.jpg

is she still with brett?

I hope it's not true

good thing it seems to have been just a scare

Surgery #2 is over the weekend.

OMFG! To think this could all be another crock of bull AFF publicity stunt... :upsidedow

Other unconfirmed reports are that Lars was actually "the shark", and that in an overzealous moment of gay oral sex, he accidentally bit off Boneprone's dick. :upsidedow :helpme :party-smi

Lars Mapstead is legendary for being a scammer (trace him back and you will see government legal judgement stories about him), and of course, he is well known for helping to bankroll content piracy and other shady practices that have been detrimental to the industry over the past several years. :321GFY

It appears that Lars Mapstead is all about screwing over anyone he can for a dime. He's basically been in bed with everyone that represents the worst of the adult biz, including the good ol' boys at iBill, Penthouse, et al...

I really hope the Feds finally give Legendary Lars his due, and he is sent away for a long time to the big house, where perhaps he will be gang-raped on a regular basis by even more low-life people than himself (if that is possible), and then he will truly become "legendary" in the way he deserves.

Lars is a bright guy in one way (as in evil genius - since he never figured out how to make money the honest way), but his whole career seems to have been built around ripping off and scamming people... :disgust :321GFY

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Guy looks shady even in the most common situations...

I would bit it.

Did he died?