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Phil 11-09-2009 12:47 PM

Share your vasectomy experience please. I am scared.
 
How bad is recovery? :(

Babaganoosh 11-09-2009 12:49 PM

No idea. I tried to find a doctor to do one on me when I was 23 and they all refused. Now I am 34 with my first child on the way. Gonna call all the docs that refused to do my vasectomy and see if they will at least kick in for a gift for the baby shower if not contribute to the college fund.

Vendzilla 11-09-2009 12:51 PM

Not bad, healed quick, not a big deal, but I've heard some horror stories of swelling, bruising, nasty scar
I don't even have a scar from it

ExtremeBank_Adam 11-09-2009 12:51 PM

Had one 15 years ago... played a softball game that same night. I'm sure things are even better today...

L-Pink 11-09-2009 01:20 PM

You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...84c5ea6c6a.jpg


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BVF 11-09-2009 01:24 PM

Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

Calico Jack 11-09-2009 01:27 PM

I know a few people who've had them and it seems everyone's recovery rate is different. I do know of a guy who had it done during his lunch and went straight back to work. A friend was off work for 10 days.
I hade one around 6 years ago. It took 2 weeks for the swelling to go down and around a month before I felt back to normal. I have two small scare each side of the scotum.
The experience was not pleasant, it was painful and uncomfortable afterwards, however it was worth it.

mikesinner 11-09-2009 01:30 PM

Don't do it. It's just not right.

bad_influence 11-09-2009 01:42 PM

I hear that most people don't have any problems at all.
My experience was much like Calico Jacks but that was over 30 years ago. I am sure nowadays it is much easier.
It made sex fun again with no worries about the wife (or others) getting pregnant and I never regretted the decision.

candyflip 11-09-2009 02:00 PM

We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

halfpint 11-09-2009 02:03 PM

This fits

I once knew a drunk girl from neath
Who used to circumsize cocks with her teeth
It wasent the cum that made her drunk
It was the puss from the sores underneath

mvee 11-09-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16531458)
You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

That is a drawback

CPimp 11-09-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16531465)
Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

Ditto...

MaDalton 11-09-2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16531458)
You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...84c5ea6c6a.jpg


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lol - i hope no one believes that

candyflip 11-09-2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16531655)
This fits

I once knew a drunk girl from neath
Who used to circumsize cocks with her teeth
It wasent the cum that made her drunk
It was the puss from the sores underneath

How does this fit? :error

ExtremeBank_Adam 11-09-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee (Post 16531696)
That is a drawback

It's also not true.

james_clickmemedia 11-09-2009 02:41 PM

Go for the laser (no scalpel) procedure.

They usually do operation on friday and you are good to go back to work monday. No working out for 7 days. Should be 100% within 10 days.

Phil 11-09-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16531465)
Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

I dont need any more kids.

Phil 11-09-2009 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia (Post 16531835)
Go for the laser (no scalpel) procedure.

They usually do operation on friday and you are good to go back to work monday. No working out for 7 days. Should be 100% within 10 days.

my doc recomended some sort of freezing procedure or laser. no scars these days.

MaDalton 11-09-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 16532093)
my doc recomended some sort of freezing procedure or laser. no scars these days.

freezing? like putting your balls in liquid nitrogen and then smashing them on the table?

DudeRick 11-09-2009 04:20 PM

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f.../vasectomy.jpg

Agent 488 11-09-2009 04:26 PM

had a friend who had to get one in his late 20s. ended up losing his penis.

Vendzilla 11-09-2009 04:33 PM

they tear the ballsack open, it heals faster that way, then they cut both tubes, sew up the ends, they use to burn them

CaptainHowdy 11-09-2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16532332)
had a friend who had to get one in his late 20s. ended up losing his penis.

I wouldn't mind that, it saves you a lot of future trouble...

JP-pornshooter 11-09-2009 04:58 PM

ooouccchhh hurts just reading this thread..

Dennis69 11-09-2009 05:08 PM

I had it done about 2 years ago... had a bit of discomfort for about 2 hours and then everything was great, about 2 weeks later I had alot of pain and sweeling, went back under the knife and the doctor said he didn't know what it was and I almost tore my hair out on the table... whatever it was it wouldn't freeze, still got the lump to this day!

tiger 11-09-2009 05:38 PM

No thanks.

fryer 11-09-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16531641)
We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

I'm in the same boat as you. I'm not sure if I want to get it done.

J. Falcon 11-09-2009 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16531458)
You are aware you will cum differently right? No more big wet loads just dust like baby-powder .....

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...84c5ea6c6a.jpg


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That sucks.

PurrrsianPussyKat 11-09-2009 08:04 PM

Why don't you just pull out and blast it on her instead of in her?

joefriday 11-09-2009 08:52 PM

I had it done about 4 years ago , and there was a little discomfort for a few days , and was back to work within 3 days. I have never regretted and have never looked back.

When I was getting it done, (the Doctors office had been broken into during the night) there was 3 cops walking around the place filing out a report, I was more worried about them coming in to the room than I was about the procedure. :)

Wilbo 11-10-2009 04:41 AM

I had it done about 10 years ago, no big deal. I was back to normal after a week, no swelling or anything.

Dirty Lord 11-10-2009 04:44 AM

you gonna loose your balls!

v4 media 11-10-2009 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16531641)
We just had two babies within 12 months of each other. My girl spend 18+ months out of 21 pregnant.

She's been hounding me to get snipped and I am standing my ground on this one.

Damn right. tell her to get snipped.

pornguy 11-10-2009 07:24 AM

I need it done as well but not tooo sure about it.

czarina 11-10-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 16531331)
Not bad, healed quick, not a big deal, but I've heard some horror stories of swelling, bruising, nasty scar
I don't even have a scar from it

can you bend that far to look? :)

SubAms 11-10-2009 08:50 AM

Had it done this year.
30 minute job, bit of pain when they cut the tubes and you feel them twang all the way up to your neck.
Played golf the next day with jet black bollocks the size of water melons stuffed into some very tight kiddie pants.
All normal after a week. Spunk still looks and tastes the same (er, according to the wife!)

Go for it :2 cents:

raven1083 11-10-2009 08:54 AM

no way!!!

quantum-x 11-10-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubAms (Post 16534308)
Had it done this year.
30 minute job, bit of pain when they cut the tubes and you feel them twang all the way up to your neck.
Played golf the next day with jet black bollocks the size of water melons stuffed into some very tight kiddie pants.
All normal after a week. Spunk still looks and tastes the same (er, according to the wife!)

Go for it :2 cents:

Hilarious.

Eric 11-10-2009 08:59 AM

Had mine done earlier this year. Small discomfort during the procedure, but was BSing with the doctor the entire time. He told me to sit my ass on the couch for three days and ice my sack. I did was he told me and had a quick recovery.

No difference in the load at all!

Iron Fist 11-10-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 16532082)
I dont need any more kids.

So.... little weak in the self-control department or she doesn't want to go on the pill? How nice.. yet another feminist girl who won't change for you, but you need to change for her.. sounds like she wears the pants in that relationship. Hope you never break up because you'll be regretting that decision for the rest of your life. :helpme

Phil 11-10-2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16534405)
So.... little weak in the self-control department or she doesn't want to go on the pill? How nice.. yet another feminist girl who won't change for you, but you need to change for her.. sounds like she wears the pants in that relationship. Hope you never break up because you'll be regretting that decision for the rest of your life. :helpme

was that a question or a statement?
pill or not pill, shit happens.

Iron Fist 11-10-2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 16534505)
was that a question or a statement?
pill or not pill, shit happens.

Just sayin.... what has been done can not be undone. :upsidedow

SubAms 11-10-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16534509)
Just sayin.... what has been done can not be undone. :upsidedow

er, yes it can :2 cents:

Sid70 11-10-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16531465)
Why in the fuck would you fix yourself? I'll be busting fertile nuts until I die.....

thats da thing i would have to agree wid my AA broda.


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