I hate people who sign contracts without reading them...
 

So annoying. Got this dude that has the nerve to try and verbally change the terms of our contract six months later lol. What is wrong with some people?

Sounds like he loves the cock.

Sounds like [he has] a personal problem. "I did not read it" will not hold up as a defense in court.

i hate people who make deceitful contracts.

i hate people that read contracts when theres two other people in line behind him

I'm sure everyone reads the T&C whenever they install something.

Contracts are for faggots.

I hope you are just a sig whore and don't work for them. :2 cents:

People read contracts ???? If they did that would be more of a shock....

Contracts should just be there to have something in writing, not to sneak some kind of stipulation bullshit in. The person should have no doubts about what they're doing and for how long, etc.

This is America...good luck! :1orglaugh

"The devil is in the details"

"Le bon Dieu est dans le detail" - Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

Most contracts doesnt hold up in court anyway since they try and inflate them to 20 pages to hide their actual point and end up with contradicting statements in the contract making it worthless. Next there's the word fucking and the actual meaning of it in the legal sense.

After that there's the costs for actually enforcing the contract.

Biggest trap I've seen in the past would probably be "making an effort to solve it" and "making his best effort to solve it" and stupid shit like that

Depends on what you think is deceitful. My rental agreement has many clauses in it to protect me and my property. There are a couple to protect the tenet too but they are the minority. Tenets already have way to many laws that protect them and can be used to fuck landlords. I do have an Initial here line with every paragraph/rule/term. I also even go over it verbally with them and tell them, plus have in writing to take it to a lawyer before signing it.

I will leave the line with it if they allow me. If they will not, oh well you will hate me.

Yes I do.

Just make damn sure you have that covered as well. Have a lawyer review it, plus make it so if any term, phrase, item, etc. is not legally enforceable only that clause etc. is thrown out.
Also have it written by another party, like an attorney and then have another attorney review it. Even if the first attorney uses your concept, clauses, etc. That way it is a 3rd party contract, legally. You end up much safer and vague shit dies not automatic

thats why we have lawyers:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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did you read the terms to use GFY?

says you have to give Ice a blowjob when he requests it

Also why we have small claims to a major degree. Fuck anyone catch some of the TV judge shows where they do small claims rules arbitration from a general fund?
Not only do you see some serious idiots who think contracts do not work or you automatically get one when you buy something like a used car. Often the most funny are those that really think as a plaintiff and sometimes a defendant, a verbal agreement overrides a written contract if they other party says they did not say that.

I hate "terms" that some sponsors create - but give a shit about themselves.

You mean stuff like - no posting bad info about the program or sites, if you do we can cancel you at will and keep your money or we have the right to can you for fraud or any reason we see fit, even suspicion. We are not required to show proof to protect how we look into things. Plus we can keep all your earned money.

Stuff like that?

No, written terms are fine with me. I was thinking more of stuff like "we do not allow sites or services that:...." , but they still give a shit about it.

.. copyright infringements, or assisting to it, is one good example.

Yeah I just got FUCKED by a Coremetrics Contract I didn't read properly.
If you don't cancel their contract, in writing, three months before the end of the contract, they automatically sign you in for another 12 months ... even though it costs them nothing.

The pisser is, that actual wording isn't in the contract, you've got to click a link through, to see it.
Fuckers.

So anybody thinking about using Coremetrics ... in my opinion, shouldn't.

yeah, it pisses me off too when someone signs something without reading it. I know some contracts are LONG, but you have to understand what it is you're getting into before signing the papers.