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Wolfy 11-12-2009 08:09 PM

flash designers... holla.
 
Picture this:

You press a button on the screen and you see the animation happen - stuff is getting shaken. Like,
  • a hand shaking dice at a craps table
  • a set of dice in a Yahtzee cup
  • a bunch of rocks in a ceremonial indian bowl
  • fill it in :)

Then it gets dumped on to the screen, and you see the results:

[a] [b] [c] [d]!

I want to be able to control the possible outcomes for A, B, C, and D.

I need a flash designer to make the animation and show me how to drive the final product. I want to be able to add options for a-b-c-d, so the final product will read:

"Once upon a time,


A = This, One, A

B = big, large, giant, huge
C = ant, mole, rat, monkey
D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with

a monstrous cheese sandwich."

The visitor will press the button, see some kind of animation, and then see a combination of those options. Like:

"Once upon a time, A giant monkey wiped his ass with a monstrous cheese sandwich."

Any takers?

ArsewithClass 11-12-2009 08:22 PM

What type of site is this for???

I dont understand. It seems like a program for children.

Wolfy 11-12-2009 08:40 PM

who gives a fuck?

ArsewithClass 11-12-2009 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 16546106)
who gives a fuck?

??? Curiosity :(

Wolfy 11-13-2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16546122)
??? Curiosity :(

if Curiosity is looking for a job and does flash design, tell him or her to holler at me :)

JamesK 11-13-2009 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfy (Post 16547159)
if Curiosity is looking for a job and does flash design, tell him or her to holler at me :)

:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-13-2009 09:32 AM

Contact Basic_man, he just did some Flash work for me, and really seems to know his stuff.

Basic_man 11-13-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16547593)
Contact Basic_man, he just did some Flash work for me, and really seems to know his stuff.

Thanks mate :)

Wolfy, contact me on ICQ to discuss a bit more about your project :thumbsup

ICQ : 349-164-75 :thumbsup:thumbsup

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-13-2009 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man (Post 16547607)
Thanks mate :)

Wolfy, contact me on ICQ to discuss a bit more about your project :thumbsup

ICQ : 349-164-75 :thumbsup:thumbsup

Didn't take you long to find your way in here :thumbsup

Wolfy 11-13-2009 11:02 AM

sent basic_man :thumbsup

Deej 11-13-2009 01:11 PM

lemme get this straight...

Youw ant to be able to click one of 4 buttons... each of those buttons holding a value of noun adjective or whatever.

based on their selection it puts the combination together into an animation?

So basically if someone clicked your series then they would see a giant mopnkey wiping his ass with a sammich?

Will there only be a set amount of options? or will the animation most likely end up being the same? or truly random on button click?

Wolfy 11-13-2009 01:48 PM

Let me clarify, I just thought of a better example - a slot machine. Picture a slot machine, with spilling reels. Reels have the following options - words, instead of cherries, bars, and 7s.

Push the button, the reels spin... and you get a combination that makes a random sentence.


A = This, One, A

B = big, large, giant, huge
C = ant, mole, rat, monkey
D = stole, gave, wiped his ass with

Could make: A big ant stole

Or: This large rat gave

Or: one huge monkey stole




I want to be able to add to the options, perhaps via a text file. The options will be basic, I just want to give it a bit of flair before the results are shown.


Make more sense?

Deej 11-13-2009 01:51 PM

ok ok, so you just want the options to be animated in their output... you dont actually want the big rat stealing sandwiches in the animation...?

Wolfy 11-13-2009 02:17 PM

correct.

Although that would be awesome :D

jack.nasty 11-14-2009 07:56 AM

Hi There
 
I can do precisely what you want. and maybe a few more, since I have some ideas to improve it.

please, feel free to contact me. I will be pleased to help.

cheers


jack

Wolfy 11-16-2009 06:26 AM

icq in sig.

bobby666 11-16-2009 01:50 PM

i only know flash gordon

Lord Voldemort 11-16-2009 01:52 PM

a gaming site, obviously :)

Wolfy 11-18-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Voldemort (Post 16556240)
a gaming site, obviously :)

although one would think that... I'm going to go ahead and reject your theory. Next?

Wolfy 11-21-2009 03:05 PM

no flash designers out there.


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