I Have Left McDonalds
 

After 3 1/2 years with McDonalds, it is time for me to move on. Time for the next chapter in my life and the new challenges that are ahead of me.

I'm going to take a few weeks off to enjoy life, then back at the game.

Nothing but love for Ronald McDonald, Ray Kroc, Sheniqua (Head Fryer), Chiquiata (Big Mac master) and the rest of the crew.... Was great working with you all.

Was a pleasure most of the time being a burger flipper here on McCrazy for you crazy bunch of fuckers.

I am going to miss all the crazy fast food hijinks that you wonderful people have given me.

Although I don't think McDonalds will fail without me, I truly believe that you (McDonalds) need to expand your dollar menu in these difficult times (you know who i'm talking about Chantrelle :1orglaugh)..

Maybe a new company will come in and try to buy you (Dave Thomas :thumbsup) or maybe you will just become another iconic figure that bites the dust in tough economic times.. :2 cents:

In any case, I have enjoyed my time and "I'm Lovin It" thinking about my next venture.

I "Deserve A Break Today" and i'm sure i'll find it cruising all the local gay bars...

"It's a Good Time for the Great Taste" and i'm sure the taste of a nice juicy cock will fit the bill...

In closing, I am happy to be free from the rude drive through customers and the acne on my ass i got from the fry machine while serving one too many "Super Sized" Big Mac combo's...

Thank you all and god bless....

No more 50% off discount for you? Seriously.. your really going to miss that...

did you died?

no. i was let go for stealing Monopoly game pieces...

and an incident that happened in the walk in cooler a few months back...

This news makes Batts sad... :(

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ADG

You do realize that there is only a 1:109,000 chance to win the lowest cash prize which was the $50.00 McDonalds Gift Card... otherwise the only things you would actually win is the food prizes. Read the fine print next time... :1orglaugh

thanks for embarrassing me here... dyslexia is no laughing matter my friend.. i thought i was going to win 109,000 times for every 1 chance... and that was a risk I was willing to take...

You should come to Burger King with me, the fries are way better, and we have chocolate pie, YUM!

You have onion rings and yes they are good, but if you ever say that you have better fries than McDonalds again, I will sue your ass for $13.75 (the bus fare for me to get to my county courthouse)...

YOU GOT THAT......

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about the little cooler shenanigans..... :Oh crap

i'd play along, but i'm not sure you're actually chick and i'd end up feeling like a bigger failure than sleazydream if i found out you're a dude.... :Oh crap

ps.. pm me nude pics...

Shit son, bus fair? BK gives me the keys to my very own moped, no more buses for this nigga!

LOL! I can assure you I am a female. A young one at that!

Tits or GTFO.

How young exactly? If legal age, then see quote #2 please.... :2 cents:

do you want a ltr or are you just looking for a fling?

please.. let me handle this... i dont need you fucking this up... i am very skilled in the art of online seduction...

i will have this chick doing a cam show for us all in about 10 minutes...

Clearly of legal age. I work for an adult company. If I had anything more than middle B. Id be happy....

ok great... lets get you started with a solo scene first and then you and i can talk about doing b/g tryouts with me this weekend in the st barts... :thumbsup

would you ever considering meeting me at a gay bathhouse for our first date?

you lie, you got fired, cuz you cant cook worth of shitz

sexy time buddy

Yes, Atleast I know I'd be safe...

No need to learn to cook! That's what a girlfriend is for!

well it is also a swinger's club between 6:30 and 6:45 every third tuesday.

That's ok, more than a mouthful is a waste anyway.

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congrats broham!! what are you going to do next

Agreed!!

agreed here too :thumbsup

That Monopoly game is the shit.

I agree:thumbsup

Get a god-damn job Al.

You know how bad you smell ?
You reek of shit. Do you know that ?

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yeah thats true fries are MUCH better and the burgers are a bit bigger!:thumbsup

makes sense

congratulations

:upsidedow

Congratulations on leaving McDonalds.

time to post the titties Krissy - what's fair is fair.

Good Luck on that man!

Don't worry man... even in tough economic times, I'm sure you'll be picked up by a new company... always work available for a professional forum admin :uhoh :thumbsup :1orglaugh :uhoh oops I mean burger fryer :thumbsup