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BFT3K 11-15-2009 01:01 AM

Average Number of Times A Human Farts Per Day?
 
I think I read somewhere, that the answer is like 10 to 15 or something.

That is all...

SleazyDream 11-15-2009 01:03 AM

depends on the human - some keep the average up for others

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-15-2009 01:08 AM

Depends on what I ate that day.

tiger 11-15-2009 01:24 AM

I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

halfpint 11-15-2009 03:09 AM

Nice informative thread

Mutt 11-15-2009 03:31 AM

depends on the day and what you ate/drank - i honestly don't remember farting even once today. don't think i took a dump either and peed only once. i might be a cyborg.

After Shock Media 11-15-2009 09:34 AM

People do let out a lot more gas than they realize though to. Lots of silent ones you do not even feel leak out. Pretty sure they covered this on mythbusters and had the girl in a fart suit that they more than likely auctioned off on ebay.

american pervert 11-15-2009 10:49 AM

14........

seeandsee 11-15-2009 10:59 AM

i fart at night and morning :FD

NBBCash Matze 11-15-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 16552579)
I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

yeah the morning should be seperated in this statistics :1orglaugh

junction 11-15-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger (Post 16552579)
I like to get all my farts out in the morning.

Makes me think of an apartment I lived in years ago. A thick chick lived above me, and her bathroom was right above mine. She ripped the biggest farts I've ever heard come out of a woman every morning. I always imagined the ass of her giant panties stained and shredded.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-15-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16553137)
People do let out a lot more gas than they realize though to. Lots of silent ones you do not even feel leak out. Pretty sure they covered this on mythbusters and had the girl in a fart suit that they more than likely auctioned off on ebay.

doesn't really hold any owrth unless it still contains some fart.




















i'd sniff kari byron's farts....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-15-2009 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction (Post 16553422)
Makes me think of an apartment I lived in years ago. A thick chick lived above me, and her bathroom was right above mine. She ripped the biggest farts I've ever heard come out of a woman every morning. I always imagined the ass of her giant panties stained and shredded.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

After Shock Media 11-15-2009 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16553437)
doesn't really hold any owrth unless it still contains some fart.

i'd sniff kari byron's farts....

Well it was like a plastic fart containment diaper if I recall, with a hose to a bag to collect any extra production.

Spunky 11-15-2009 01:46 PM

Depends if I eat my raisin bran that morning,that average would triple


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