Are You Fucking Insane?!
 

Just wondering....

my shrink thinks i am

The voices are telling my I am perfectly fine...

My mom says I'm handsome

Today I am

Yes, yes I am.

Most likely.

wassup baby

yeah ...

the voice in my head is telling me to invest with sleazydream and i think i am going to listen to it.

She said the same thing about me.... somehow it seems less special :(

go fuck a pecker

before or after the meds?

i ask myself this question every day

Every day I answer YES

i worry about if I'll ever say NO

Put - the - mirror - down.....

Crazy people don't know they are crazy so I'm not sure I can answer that.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1255640118.jpg

Goofy seems down for doing it with her too...that's seems kinda insane imho - although he's prolly rolling on E:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/goofy%20ohno.jpg

ADG

I keep telling people I'm sane .The only reason I smear honey all over my naked body and go running down the street after the post woman every day is because she is really a mutant radioactive queen bee and I'm trying to infiltrate her hive so that I can save the world.


Why won't people believe me? :(

I'm a neurotic...

Let's see...

I think I'm Genesis Adam, Eve doesn't believe me.
I think I'm The Truman
I think the Secret Service spies on me
I hear voices all day, half a dozen agents from The Truman Company
I think people can hear my thoughts out aloud
I think people are commenting on my loud thoughts every day
I think the TV gives me messages
I think everything, people, names, tech, random text, nature gives me messages
I think all movies, tv shows, songs are based on parts of my life
I think I'm immortal, until Eve and me do the dooby
I think I'm cyberchrist, my artificial intelligence is nearly ready for programming
I think I'm the stud of homosapiens, in my 20s no women could resist me (not now - on a diet)
I think I have psychic powers - premonition, summoning, channeling, meta-coordination (he says all the right things at exactly the right time - why would a songwriter come up with those lyrics??)
I think I'm The Pretender
I think I regenerate like Dr Who
I think I'm Hercules, and on and on...

but it's all true, mortal scums

Just sometimes..not today..