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american pervert 11-16-2009 04:59 PM
Do you jerk off before going to the rub-n-tug/whorehouse?
 
I usually do just so I can last a little bit longer... those 60 year old chinese ladies know how to milk a cock way to fast.

BlackCrayon 11-16-2009 05:03 PM
i;d rather jerk off than pay for a hand job personally.

L-Pink 11-16-2009 05:09 PM
:1orglaugh :helpme


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d-null 11-16-2009 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16556879)
I usually do just so I can last a little bit longer... those 60 year old chinese ladies know how to milk a cock way to fast.
can't you find one with 20 something year old korean girls there?

chronig 11-16-2009 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16556879)
I usually do just so I can last a little bit longer... those 60 year old chinese ladies know how to milk a cock way to fast.
:helpme :helpme :helpme :error :error :error :helpme :error :helpme :error :disgust :Oh crap




:pimp

Spunky 11-16-2009 05:19 PM
That sort of defeats the purpose

fris 11-16-2009 05:19 PM
never been to one

skrog 11-16-2009 05:21 PM
What is the point? Save yourself some time and money and just jerk off yourself.

d-null 11-16-2009 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16556915)
can't you find one with 20 something year old korean girls there?
I just realized my mistake in this post, you say you are having trouble holding on with the 60 year old chinese ladies jerking, the 20 something year old girls might have you jizzing before your pants even come off :1orglaugh j/k

d-null 11-16-2009 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by skrog (Post 16556947)
What is the point? Save yourself some time and money and just jerk off yourself.
guess you think the same about sex too? why not just buy a fleshlight and for the one low price you are set for years? :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-16-2009 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16556879)
I usually do just so I can last a little bit longer... those 60 year old chinese ladies know how to milk a cock way to fast.

Quote:
Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16556915)
can't you find one with 20 something year old korean girls there?
No shit! There are almost as many Asian massage joints around here then there are 7-11 stores - you just have to know how to find them (would you like slurpy blowjob with your handjob?). :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16556953)
guess you think the same about sex too? why not just buy a fleshlight and for the one low price you are set for years? :1orglaugh
And if you're into goth you could even get a vampire fleshlight:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/500x_vam...shlight1-1.jpg

I vant to suck your...

:jerkoff

:1orglaugh

ADG

TurboAngel 11-16-2009 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16557247)



No shit! There are almost as many Asian massage joints around here then there are 7-11 stores - you just have to know how to find them (would you like slurpy blowjob with your handjob?). :winkwink:



And if you're into goth you could even get a vampire fleshlight:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/500x_vam...shlight1-1.jpg

I vant to suck your...

:jerkoff

:1orglaugh

ADG
You have the best pics!

d-null 11-16-2009 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16557247)
http://www.toplessrobot.com/500x_vam...shlight1-1.jpg

I vant to suck your...

:jerkoff

:1orglaugh

ADG
lol that's a cool idea...

http://i36.tinypic.com/qz2cd0.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-16-2009 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16557894)
lol that's a cool idea...

http://i36.tinypic.com/qz2cd0.jpg
Hahaha, I love "The Lair of the White Worm". Next to "Altered States", I consider it Ken Russell's best film. :thumbsup

Amazing that at the age of 82, he is still producing films (an update of "Moll Flanders" is currently in the works).

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american pervert 11-16-2009 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16556951)
I just realized my mistake in this post, you say you are having trouble holding on with the 60 year old chinese ladies jerking, the 20 something year old girls might have you jizzing before your pants even come off :1orglaugh j/k
they don't have the grip down just right...

when it comes to fucking, young whores are good, but when it comes to rub and tugs, cant beat the older chinese ladies :winkwink:


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