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TurboAngel 11-18-2009 10:39 PM

Wtf?
 
I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.

alias 11-18-2009 10:41 PM

Pretty unsettling.

TurboAngel 11-18-2009 10:52 PM

Very, now I'm going to be up all night.

:(

CYF 11-18-2009 11:09 PM

should have let the dogs out

dav3 11-18-2009 11:34 PM

Release the hounds!!

Loch 11-19-2009 12:28 AM

Why are you glad you dident let the dogs out? does not make sense...
2 guiys in the yard, women home alone = They deserve a few love bites imho

TurboAngel 11-19-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16566190)
Why are you glad you dident let the dogs out? does not make sense...
2 guiys in the yard, women home alone = They deserve a few love bites imho

Well my dog is in heat and she would have gotten out, I don't know if the people had gotten bit if my dogs would have been taken away.

CunningStunt 11-19-2009 01:34 AM

People overreact. They were probably stoned and didn't know where they were.

rowan 11-19-2009 02:04 AM

Next time DON'T say you're alone!

Darkcrni 11-19-2009 03:18 AM

Did you kill the fuckers?

bash 11-19-2009 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16566275)
Next time DON'T say you're alone!

That's what I was thinking also.:disgust:helpme

MrMaxwell 11-19-2009 04:22 AM

Why the fuck did you say you were alone?
Don't ever do that again!
And don't stay outside in the situation, either, get back in and lock shit up and go for your weapon.. then to a phone..

Please!

Nikki_Licks 11-19-2009 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 16566030)
I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.

First thing you did wrong was to tell them you were alone.

The second thing you did wrong was to contain the dogs when they got nasty. I would have turned them lose on the assholes.

The third thing you should have done was grab a weapon, lock and load....they would have shit their pants.....

Glad to hear you are Ok and nothing happened to you. :winkwink:

Serial Pervert 11-19-2009 06:57 AM

Smithers, let the dogs out!

POed-poster 11-19-2009 07:02 AM

People get all bent out of shape when a cat gets skinned but have no problems killing a couple of drunk kids fucking around. Nice world we live in.

TurboAngel 11-19-2009 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16566275)
Next time DON'T say you're alone!

You are 100% right, I wasn't 100% awake and when they said they were invited it just came out.




:(

seeandsee 11-19-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 16566030)
I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.

shot them all

TurboAngel 11-19-2009 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16566257)
People overreact. They were probably stoned and didn't know where they were.

That could be true but they still scared the shit out of me.

marcjacob 11-19-2009 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 16566545)
The second thing you did wrong was to contain the dogs when they got nasty. I would have turned them lose on the assholes.

The third thing you should have done was grab a weapon, lock and load....they would have shit their pants.....

You guys are lucky in the states as you can do that. In England we have to use "minimum force" which is a complete joke when some asshat is breaking into your property late at night :mad:

I'd love to be able to have guns like they do in the US.

brassmonkey 11-19-2009 08:49 AM

why the fuck would you say you were alone thats a major no no

Lace 11-19-2009 08:50 AM

Why I keep guns on multiple levels of my house :)

I live out in the middle of no where. Someone could easily come up my driveway, bypass the driveway alarm and most likely walk right in. Even if I did call the police, it would take them at least 15 minutes to get here. By then, I'll have either shot someone myself or have been shot.

Reminds me, I need to get my alarm updated and hooked back up along with my cameras. What fun!

gaybraincash 11-19-2009 08:54 AM

next time, don"t say you're alone! ... that could turn wrong...

Twistys Tim 11-19-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 16566030)
thank god I didn't let the dogs out.

That is the first thing I would have done. Unknown people in the back garden = activate German security system and let the unknowns deal with 105lbs of fucking furious German Sheppard.

CyberHustler 11-19-2009 09:18 AM

You should have molested them...

tranza 11-19-2009 09:24 AM

You should let the dogs go out...lol

TurboAngel 11-19-2009 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16566836)
That is the first thing I would have done. Unknown people in the back garden = activate German security system and let the unknowns deal with 105lbs of fucking furious German Sheppard.

My dog is in heat they would have ended up letting her out.

pr0 11-19-2009 10:52 AM

I've offered on numerous occasions to buy you a shotgun girl!

Wanna take me up on the offer now? :pimp


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