PLEASE HELP: ANAL HOBBIT NEEDS A TIP! How do I scam Adult Friend Finder? Superbowl?
 

Just saw this on a Twitter page of one of the high ups at friendfinder..
Very Intresting...

"Cool new contests: affiliate contests we are working on for December. Superbowl tickets and Gold may be involved. "

Im 99% sure I wont win the superbowl tickets
(im just not that big and cant compete with the tube guys especially kiwi hobbits )

But......................
Neither is this guy.. And somehow he's always around!


http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._1373919_n.jpg

Boneprone and pet of the year Taya Parker.. So how the FUCK???

Ever wonder how the FUCK he gets to go on all these trips with the pets and ends up with the girl at the end?

Its not becasue of his traffic!!


Boneprone give me some tips.
How can this hobbit get ready for this upcoming contest in December and win some Gold, Superbowl Gathering, but most importantly some Penthouse Pets??


I mean just last week this fucking non-swiming Fat Fucking Asian was Surfing with the pets.
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4004288_n.jpg

bump for the truth :2 cents:

Look at this fat Mexican Food eating AZN...

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4972060_n.jpg

IM mean really, wtf man.
He uses his fat teletubby body to keep her warm surfing. The pet of the year!

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4716231_n.jpg


http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._8336863_n.jpg

bump for jesus :2 cents:

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She's not AZN.

how come that guy isn't biting asses in these pics?

Im the fucking anal hobbit. I can normally work all angles and get my way into shit.
But this boneprone guy has me.. I cant figure it out.

Now this guy, wired guy, I can understand why he gets the bitches and wins contests.
He has fucking traffic.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/__opguZCPkO4/Sw...dfinder-10.jpg

but this fucker.
How's he do it? They take their clothes off for him

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._7555516_n.jpg

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re4.jpg
He was at the superbowl just 2 years ago with penthouse if I recall correct.
But how?

And he goes gambling with the pets.
But how?

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...c556b7eae0.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...659a3b4a77.jpg

He's got a king kong dong

I'd post that Penthouse Pets have a soft spot for retards but there are too many pics of me with them so that shit would backfire real quick. :(

As for wired guy....Hell, even I fucked him.

Its not like he treats them well.
Here he takes Martina Warren a Pet of the year to Dennys to eat!
Fucking Dennys!
And he's not even a Negro.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...3bd6ea8b0e.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...2c76a99750.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...80161955e3.jpg

He racks up HUGE BILLS to Penthouse for dinners and stripclubs.
That people have even been fired over i may add. Or should be fired over.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...3b8222808e.jpg

He rolls around with Pets Like 2008 Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson in the TRUNK of a car!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...85e5348962.jpg

Yes a fucking Trunk!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...dda90b1a22.jpg

So whats the fucking scam??
How do I do it?
How do I be like Boneprone and win these contests or be included in these gatherings and parties?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...b57d80e12f.jpg

does boneprone realize how friggin GAY he looks? I bet he gets hit on by tons of gay dude because he confuses their gaydar

Im the fucking anal hobbit.
I want a pet of the year flashing my handsign.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...f7701bb435.jpg

And I want to go to Napa Valley and spend the weekend wine tasting.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...109702a57b.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...3c7c45798e.jpg

wtf going on in here...

Exactly. Maybe thats why the chicks love him.
Becasue he looks like a fucking fhagget.!

Whats going on?
I want to know what kinda scam boneprone is running.
If this guy can somehow go to all these events and be with Penthouse Pets, how can I?

Is it really just that easy to go and bounce a ball and play basketball with a pet of the year?

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...c799769574.jpg

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...f334475f03.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...e11302f04e.jpg

This contest AFF is throwing for December.
The SuperBowl..
Gold..
Parties.

I want in... And I need to come up with a scam as to how to do it.
Im the anal hobbit. i always know how to work it.. But I need some tips.
The fact that I know about the contest a few weeks early will help..
I can get a head start!

Maybe I can get a leg up on the tube guys and get my shit ready for it.

The pets are my inspiration.
I want this one. Erica.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...0d511f8ea0.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...cd00b41fce.jpg

Hes asian...
And he's publically admited to having 4.5 inches...

So thats not it.

This Jewish dude who works over there has some info about the contest on his twitter acct.

http://twitter.com/sagiffn

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I hope AFF posts the Rules to this contest.
Id love to go to the fucking superbowl. Im sure I could figure out some scam to get signups and win.

yawnnnnnn.......

moral of the thread, orientals and east indians get all your money and women

Awesome haha

You figured it out and didn't even know it..

It's allllll about the handsign..
When ya have that down, traffic means nothing..

Live & learn mi amigo .. :)

Fat Mexican is sleepy.
How come I never see you at these things?

No traffic or no game?

Here is some shots of Bone's setup at the local swap meet. With shoes like that, you're bound to get all the ladies.

http://blogs.pitch.com/fatcity/Swap%...ff_1-thumb.JPG

This is him next to the hats... he has been known to give them away for free, just to get people in the door.

http://z.about.com/d/gohawaii/1/0/0/...ap_meet_01.jpg

one Word, Fucking PIMP of the year and AFF ROCKS :)

What this thread is about???

What the fuck man?
Are you a bot or something?

Or just fucking stupid?

Whats it about? Its about me getting mine.
I want mine.

nice pics

Looks like porn saved a lot of people's lives...

Maybe you can start kissing his ass and learn :)
Bonepro also likes that, you can see that on other pictures with him.

nice pictures..

i want to know some kiwi hobbits

Maybe one day you'll roll with the big boys, hobbit. Not yet, tho :)

Get an Anal Hobbit gang sign and you should be set...

Sagi loves handjobs. Not saying you could stroke your way to superbowl tickets but it's worth a shot.

LOL

I love hobbits

Does this work?
Ill ask boneprone. But he wont talk to me.

Sagi was a sponsor for my bukkake party last year (bought lots of banner space in the room) and even brought the finger food. Hes a good guy. But ive never been invited to anything. Not even to dinner.

The idea of finger food at a bukkake kinda skeevs me out.

Don't knock it until you try it.

999 out of 1000 women will tell you they prefer a BIG wallet to a BIG dick...

15 minutes of pleasure or 15 prada bags... the choice is simple for any lady...

Hmmm. Im actually starting to change my mind on this one.
Saw some photos from last years AFF event.

It seems like while boneprone is out with the pets this is what goes on for the other people.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...38f939f6c3.jpg


Is this how the company takes care of its people?
Not sure if shes one of the models or a client. Either way it doesnt look good!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...05c8288dbc.jpg

Hmmmmm..

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...ab712bcd46.jpg

Anal Hobbit I have a question re WeirdGuy
he is now a man in age category 30+
shouldn't his new nickname be WiredMan instead of WiredGuy ?! ?!!
http://lh3.ggpht.com/__opguZCPkO4/Sw...dfinder-10.jpg