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fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:31 AM

my name is horse dick dot txt
 
I can sell blog posts, gallery descriptions, etc. Cheap. Cheap.

http://i47.tinypic.com/20u62kh.jpg

sexy-frenchie 11-23-2009 07:35 AM

Girls fight!!!

bigdog577 11-23-2009 07:37 AM

Wtf...?!

fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:43 AM

Horse Dick Dot Txt writes many times
Adolph's dog be digging rhymes
Insane magical monetizing lyrical crimes
sexy-frenchie wants a cat fight
bigdog577's avatar is fat, right

LoveSandra 11-23-2009 07:45 AM

...........................................

fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:46 AM

LoveSandra is speechless now
Her avatar sticks in your mind wow
What a pervert everyone is
Happy happy, filled with bliss

alias 11-23-2009 07:48 AM

This new marketing campaign is awesome.

Carmine Raguso 11-23-2009 07:49 AM

http://tacosporvida.files.wordpress....08/12/2225.jpg

fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:50 AM

Only a stoner's mind can conjure this
Lyrical rhymes filled with diss
Drugs and weed I smoke no more
I don't even buy a whore
Buy a horse instead of whores
Making money I adore
Please don't kill me - I'll be nice
Animals in blood we don't sacrifice
Christ will save us from bad deeds
It's not a crime to sell porn feeds

fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16576916)
This new marketing campaign is awesome.

Alias filled with awe again
Let me get my writing pen
Alias dropped rhymes yesterday
Don't be shy, join the fray
Posting 1 word replies makes no sense
Make a small rhyme reply, brain dance
Grow your mind and post on gfy
Learn a new word, you can try

Lace 11-23-2009 07:55 AM

You make me sleepy

fatfoo 11-23-2009 07:58 AM

Wake up, wake up
From the burnout
Is Lace's weed laced?
We gotta figure out
I don't take a hit no more
Now I'm a brain whore

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:00 AM

Please don't take these words to heart
What is the truth nobody can figure out
We write messages to be interpeted
I might even come off as a retarded fed

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:02 AM

A genius fed is better than me
I'm not guilty I always plee
Being stupid is no crime
On some days I don't even make a dime
Other days I make $500
I get support from blue collars and white collars

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:06 AM

Blooming red bloodshot eyes of a flaming scarlet rose
Starting a ruby flame war I do not oppose

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:12 AM

When I say flame war
I mean words on gfy
There is no real fire, nobody will die
In order to escape a person will cry
Cry loud so everyone can hear him
When love makes me speechless, I am lost
I try to speak, but no words come out my mouth
What a cruel trick God played on me
When time is right I freeze up, I don't take a fee
I know my stomach can speak when mouth can't
My stomach can say, "I love you"
And my ass can release the gas
"I ain't fag," we can say from the past

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:14 AM

My magical ass can release the gas
I hope a flatulent problem, I hope it will pass

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:17 AM

Instead of writing rhymes on paper
I will type them on gfy and become a lyrical sky scraper
Using my mind to move my typing hands
I will explore magical far off lands
Use your imagination if you try
With 10,888 posts I learned I can fly
Post a lot and you're not there
Ship to bliss takes no fare
Writing lyrics is free to do
Mars aliens will jerk off, I know they love to

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:19 AM

My love I hope you don't ever
Go to this forum, it's not fair
What an embarrasing jerk-off fest
I'm a retard, I confessed

Owner 11-23-2009 08:21 AM

i have to stay on the lower floors at hotels because sometimes i think i can fly when im on hairowin

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:21 AM

Well, I'm not a retard, but I'm not genius
The things I write are arguably heinous
Messing with blasphemy I dare not attempt
Or the court will hold me in contempt

Ace_luffy 11-23-2009 08:21 AM

nice marketing strategy its look new nice

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16576996)
i have to stay on the lower floors at hotels because sometimes i think i can fly when im on hairowin

I'd like to rhyme about the gfy person Owner, who's to win?
I think he/she can fly when he/she used hairowin
Fly, fly to the upper floors of the hotels
How does this drug effect you? Who tells?
I never tried it, I don't see many thugs
I don't like to do hard drugs
Anonymous people posting replies
People turned into nicknames - they still have price
Faceless people selling drugs
Some show their face - but only in mug shot with their mugs
Snoop Dogg laughs and sells his meth
Hard drugs lead to death

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace_luffy (Post 16577000)
nice marketing strategy its look new nice

Thank you Ace_luffy very much
I love the creature in your Avatar
Your promotion looks good too so far
Selling designs on the internet
It will help you if you're in debt
People posting on gfy
Makes you laugh, makes you cry

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/image....ine=1249146259

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:41 AM

If fatfoo picks up a real mike
Seats will fill up, some like
Doubtful if he can rap like Amanda Blank
Fatfoo raps like a rolling tank

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:42 AM

Amanda Blank - she can rap
I'm not sure if Karen O can
Don't let the shit hit the fan
Start a cat fight if you wish
Don't put me in the cat dish

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:44 AM

Call me a sheep if you dare,
I'll call myself a horse, after running away like a hare back in my lair

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:46 AM

Maybe I love Amanda Blank
I think she's a lesbian, it made me think

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:49 AM

I threw up in mad insane fucked-up lyrical rhymes
My mind is filled with photos of Karen O dressed like Optimus Prime
What a lyrical crime these lyrics are
Makes a pirate go har-har-har

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:51 AM

Karen O is 40 feet tall
She's Godzilla, God help us all
Oh, I love her, but I'm scared of her
Please don't scare me no more

The Duck 11-23-2009 08:53 AM

is that hitler dancing with a dog, cool.

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:53 AM

Oh she told me to hurry up,
And the told me "slit my wrists, cut off my arms"
What a nightmare it is
Now my pants are filled with jizz

Owner 11-23-2009 08:54 AM

hairowin / heroin ... im on hair of the dog

posting in your thread and good luck with the blogs


http://i48.tinypic.com/1zbe77k.jpg



this guy am i rite :pimp

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 16577124)
is that hitler dancing with a dog, cool.

Yeah, I found a real photo of Hitler with the dog in the "Hitler Loves Animals" propaganda archives.

fatfoo 11-23-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16577138)
hairowin / heroin ... im on hair of the dog

posting in your thread and good luck with the blogs


http://i48.tinypic.com/1zbe77k.jpg



this guy am i rite :pimp

Here's a rhyme to say I'm not a fag
She says "I'm dead" because I got brain lag
I love women, I really do
I even love when they verbally kill me, too

katharos 11-23-2009 08:59 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5U7sYeuab4...77486220vg.gif

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:00 AM

I love when women insult me
It makes me run, it makes me flee
When they turn nice I stay with them
PMS lives again

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16577148)

Pray to Jesus, I do pray
I need to keep my sanity, please don't crack me up
That's why I bought strippers to sit on my lap
If you go deep into my life
You can see it's filled with non-gay strife

Owner 11-23-2009 09:12 AM

lol i didnt post that pic trying to say your a fag.. it was the only horse pic i had from this

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

and im hungover like a mofo :)

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:19 AM

Here's another bump to the selling thread
Being straight gives me a chance to be a soldier fed
God send gold coins from above
Making money we all love

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 16577195)
lol i didnt post that pic trying to say your a fag.. it was the only horse pic i had from this

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

and im hungover like a mofo :)

Hey, I remember this crocodile video. I believe JD posted it some time ago.

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:30 AM

I make cartoons that kill each other because I don't wanna kill in real life.

http://i46.tinypic.com/10xdpbn.jpg

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:41 AM

Maybe Amanda Blank is not a lesbian at all
I'm confused, don't take my word
I don't want to insult artists
Who can create better than me
I'm not sure if I got the right idea
I walk around like a horse, and horses can't talk
I really like to do this walk

fatfoo 11-23-2009 09:44 AM

Psychic readers fill with fear
Love to me is very dear
Right now I am at home
I'm not home when I go outside to the Sky Dome

fatfoo 11-23-2009 10:24 AM

Psychic readers fill me with fear, that is

seeandsee 11-23-2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16576860)
I can sell blog posts, gallery descriptions, etc. Cheap. Cheap.

http://i47.tinypic.com/20u62kh.jpg

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

fatfoo 11-23-2009 10:31 AM

I found this trippy pic at:
http://www.theequinest.com/images/ho...otoshop-33.jpg

http://www.theequinest.com/images/ho...otoshop-33.jpg

fatfoo 11-23-2009 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 16577362)
:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Thanks. :)

fatfoo 11-23-2009 02:12 PM

This is not a post bot
It's a real human hand
I twisted my shoulder in an unfortunate accident on grass land
I won't be able to type fast for a while
Bear with me, no need to dial

u-Bob 11-23-2009 03:11 PM

that's a new icq nr?


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