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I have a friend who's frequently flatulent and releases the gas on occasion. That's how he got the nickname Hitler. He also has a big pet dog that barks to the sound of rap music, and they call it Adolf's Dogg. Nobody can stand his stinky gas chambers for more than 3 minutes. Anyway, I was wondering if anybody knows any cure for such condition?

there are over the counter fart pills (gas-x) you can buy

sigwhore

You're a fucking moron.

Also, another question - I'm looking for a good resource on rap music and rappers in Toronto. I need to talk to some black rappers and try to research rap and start rapping myself. Anyone has any idea what's a good place to start? I also need to research grunge music and such things. I also need more information about how to make secret drug bust operations. I need to learn more about kung fu and how to jump off buildings safely. I need to find research materials about how to become a rockstar, as well. And I wanna be in Hollywood movies. Any idea? Also - I need information about how to stay off the radio.

Hello. That was uncalled for. You didn't even explain why I'm a moron.

Thanks, SleazyDream. I think my friend can plug his stinking ass with those pills, so that he doesn't fart anymore.