I want to learn how to sing
 

Does anyone know any a good singing school in Toronto? Or perhaps some Kareoke or rap battle event that I could go to? Thanks.

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Ahem... I made up some lyrics and it goes like this:

Fatfoo's style is phat like a whale
I never fail to stay out of jail
All hail - I deliver news like the mail
No, I never popped Gaile
Karen O loves me
You ever wondered what if feels to act like a straight up G?
My this time I did dine with Caroline
To success I draw a staight line
I like to sing I ain't fag, not completely a G
Others like to sing about me
Maybe I'll try Grunge style for a while
Aaaaaaahh!!!! Oh!! Oh!!
Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Oooh!!! Oooh!!!
Wop! Wop! Wop!

Selling out music CDs
Telling kids about birds and the bees
Wigga, please give me the keys
To the town of music
I feel like I'm gonna lose it

The picture in the first post is of Horse Dick Dot Mpeg from the movie Miss March

can you "learn to sing"? i always thought it was just something you're good at from the git

Well, yeah. Anyway, what I'm saying is - I need an audience to practise on. I want to develop this talent - if I have any such talent. I never tried to sing, so I don't even know if I am good.

Sweet Caroline, Oh! Oh! Oh!
I loved her and it was so sweet
She's a hot stripper with much heat
When she said she's not a whore it started a war
All I can say is that I'm an attention whore who wants more
I still have her pillow heart and Dracula plate
And playboy cologne that she gave to me on Valentine's day
Sometimes I get so heavily involved it's time to cry "may day"

Suicidal... Suicidal love...
I feel like a dove can fly down from above
The dove will peck my eyes out in blood
A dark carrion can emerge after a flood

I tried everything. Humans are animals that used to walk on four feet.
I tried to repent and fast without food for 3 days and act like a priest.
I tried to be a GI and I tried gluttony and to feast.
I tried to sell porn, and I tried to sell accounting services too.
I even did accounting for pornography and sold a Jew.
I tried to sing, and I tried to rap.
I even got on the radio for 2 weeks.
I'm not going to strip clubs no more.
I don't wanna start a war.

I do accounting for pornographic companies, and I don't smoke Mary Jane
Wigga, give me the keys to the dungeon of pain
This is gonna sound simple and plain
I honestly will maintain the mundane
I calculate my taxes to be zero - I'm a genius
People are scared that I will say something henious

To people that say I'm a serial killer,
I like to joke, "No, I'm not. I'm just a one-time killer."
Aaaahh!!!!! That's joke. I didn't kill anyone.
Police like to help me in my community service
I worked as a security guard and in some capacity as a social worker
Pop the cork on the wine bottle with a wine cork corker

Opposites attract
Maybe I'm Karen O's negative on film
Wop!!! Wop!!! Wop!!!
I try not to cum in my pants at the sight of Karen O
So many people call her a hoe
By now it's impossible to remain an anonymous John Doe

No, I don't have premature ejaculation, please
I don't even have erectile difficulties
Won't somebody help me sell an album with a picture of a bong
I can honestly say I have a long dong

We are experiencing technical difficulties because right now it's 4AM in the night and nobody is replying to these posts. We will try to bump again when it's daytime. Thank you for you cooperation in this pornographic matter.

You been eating those shrooms again?

or to abuse with your vocals?

jesus you are a creepy bastard. please stop.

No I have not. I have not been eating shrooms!!!
Right now I'm tripping out on my own bodily drugs.
What kind of chemicals are going through my brain - I have no idea.
I just know that, from experience, when I go on a fast for 3 days without food, my brain gets activated and I have extremely good memory.

Ahem.. Pussy!!! Pussyy!!! Oh!!!
A woman has no idea how a cock likes it...

Oh...!!! Pussies were made by god to be penetrated by dicks.

That's it. Because, you see - when a dick penetrates a pussy and loads it with jizz - children are born after 9 months. Technically, that's how the process works.

Some people may have difficulties with the child making proccess, whereas they have erectile difficulties, premature ejaculation, or their ovaries may have been taken out. They may also have HIV/AIDS, in which case the child is born with HIV/AIDS, as well. They may also have difficulties in the child making proccess because they are gay.

Some of them wanna abuse you
Some of them wanna be abused
Somebody needs a fuse

Jesus is not a creepy bastard. In fact, I agree on his teachings on these 3 points:
1. Do not steal
2. Do not kill
3. Do not fuck your neighbour's wife

I also agree with this teaching on this point:
- Fight sexual temptations and youthful mischief

Argh! Argh! Leave me to contemplate my thoughts. I am going to stop posting now. There will be no more posts from me on gfy today.

Any more comments on this?

I liked the Wop! Wop! Wop! part the best.

You need a webcam and a youtube account.

post an mp3 or your skills.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think this person changed their mind.

Is this guy retarded? Serious question!

I think so fucking slow, that I remember what I did in grade 3 like it was 1 second ago.

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ADG

Sing like.......

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Woman, wo-man, woooaahh-man
She was a thief, you gotta believe. She stole my heart... and my cat.

^-- This 'poem'/'song' is awesome :thumbsup

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