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POed-poster

11-26-2009 12:32 PM

Impaled Nazarene - Best Death Metal Band EVER

This band is beyond over the top. So much so that they are entertaining as Hell and impossible to take seriously.

I also have to say that their playing flat out rocks and Mika Luttinen's screaming vocals are straight out of Hell. I love these guys.

Here is THE SONG to dedicate to a girl who has dumped you.

POed-poster

11-26-2009 12:36 PM

They have a really cool Iron Maiden thing going form them musically.

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The Lost Art Of Goat Sacrificing lyrics
Impaled Nazarene

Master Belial, I summon thee from north
Bestow your power upon me
Fulfil my desires, make me invisible
So that my enemies cannot see
Lord Lucifer, plague this world with fire
Bring forth total destruction

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Accept this goat, our offering
For the four crown princes of hell

My master Satan, hear my brave call
I pray for hell on earth
Let the locust attack, let it rain blood
Give me finally my Armageddon
Lord Leviathan, let loose the seas
So that weaklings will drown

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Let there be darkness forever

And thus skies burst open
And terror was in their eyes
We could smell their fear of death
When they saw the shining blades

[Lead: Somnium]

In the name of Satan, we command the forces of hell
To head for the final battle
We slaughter the weak, destroy all the meek
Nothing can stop us now
As victory is ours, I raise my chalice of blood
To hail my lord Satanas

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
We are the servants that serve you well
Thy will be done, Thy kingdom come
Let there be darkness forever
All power to Satan, our true god

Finally we have reached the point
Where we all are one with Satanas

POed-poster

11-26-2009 12:43 PM

Evil video.

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Amrageddon Death lyrics
Impaled Nazarene

Can you hear the distant thunder
As the fear sets in
Deadbeat freak-out Armageddon
Obsessed with Death

Hammering down the Satan's Law
As all your fears now come true
This is the end of innocence
Satan's Reich of Hellfire Death
Armageddon Death Squad

You can try to pray for your god
But now it is too late
We have come to settle the score
Punishment is death

Hammering down the Satan's Law
As all your fears now come true
This is the end of innocence
Satan's Reich of Hellfire Death
Armageddon Death Squad

Darkness Descends - Death to Humanity
Hellfire & Brimstone - Scream in Agony
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot

Hammering down the Satan's Law
As all your fears now come true
This is the end of innocence
Satan's Reich of Hellfire Death
Armageddon Death Squad

Tapaz

11-26-2009 01:37 PM

I totally agree with you ... I saw them live 5 times and fuck yeah they are fucking unbelivable !!!!!!!!

d-null

11-26-2009 01:45 PM

when it comes to extreme metal I'd lean more toward the black metal side of things...

rayadp05

11-26-2009 02:04 PM

Impaled Nazarene are not my favorite Death Metal band but they are really good. Very cool band.

Tapaz

11-26-2009 02:07 PM

Cool people !

POed-poster

11-26-2009 02:14 PM

Another great video

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Hardboiled And Still Hellbound lyrics
Impaled Nazarene

Fuck you please, then some more
Hardened beyond believe
All these years have taught us well
There's no compassion at all

We detest you and your world
And everything it stands for
We won't conform to your rules
High above the norm

We have been chosen to fuck this world
Born to raise hell
So stab our back but we will survive
Because we are true alpha males

We have been to hell and back
Done things you see wet dreams of
We have been to places you
Don't even know exist
So stop wasting our time
We will be here forever
Do bear this in your mind
You cannot bring us down

Fuck you please even more
You cannot be like us
And mark my words, this is how
History is being made

Which part of fuck off don't you get?

We are hardboiled and still fucking hellbound
We don't give a flying fuck
We are hardboiled and still fucking hellbound
Fuck off you fucking useless cunts

POed-poster

11-26-2009 02:25 PM

I wonder what these guys would sound liken unplugged.

POed-poster

11-26-2009 02:32 PM

If you really get down to it, there is very little difference between IN and Fred Phelps and the WBC. I wonder if IN would cover this. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy

11-26-2009 03:50 PM

Those guys sure know their satanism...

alias

11-26-2009 03:57 PM

Cool thread.

d-null

11-26-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16589369)

Those guys sure know their satanism...

alias

11-26-2009 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16589434)

How shit scared were those college pussies. LOL :1orglaugh

d-null

11-26-2009 04:32 PM

Marduk

d-null

11-26-2009 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 16589437)

How shit scared were those college pussies. LOL :1orglaugh

lol, didn't stop them from asking a bunch of stupid questions and doing a lot of whining about how cold they were etc... :1orglaugh

alias

11-26-2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16589449)

lol, didn't stop them from asking a bunch of stupid questions and doing a lot of whining about how cold they were etc... :1orglaugh

I felt bad for Gaahl, I think he showed a lot of restraint and was extremely patient. The silence at the end is the best part though, something tells me they won't be back for another visit.

d-null

11-26-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 16589460)

I felt bad for Gaahl, I think he showed a lot of restraint and was extremely patient. The silence at the end is the best part though, something tells me they won't be back for another visit.

agree with you, he showed himself to be a pretty interesting guy, and made for a good documentary that went way beyond what the original expectations would have been for it

alias

11-26-2009 05:33 PM

http://demonchurch.com/about/

d-null

11-26-2009 10:04 PM

Mortuus has one of the most evil voices out there, and check out the "blood drinking/bathing" halfway through the song

alias

11-28-2009 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16590019)

Mortuus has one of the most evil voices out there, and check out the "blood drinking/bathing" halfway through the song

Wicked, going to check out more Mortuus for sure. :thumbsup:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy

11-28-2009 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16589434)

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/de.../22/fonzie.jpg

Glenn Beck

11-28-2009 10:15 AM

that stuff is weak here's some true br00talness

Manowar

11-28-2009 02:09 PM

hardboiled and still hellbound is legendary

alias

11-28-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16594737)

Wicked, going to check out more Mortuus for sure. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Marduk even. :upsidedow

Cyber Fucker

11-28-2009 04:34 PM

Somehow, I've never liked silly pieces like hail to Satan hail to Satan blah blah... I've preferred more deep stuff or at least more musically complex stuff... here are some examples :uhoh

d-null

11-28-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenn Beck (Post 16594777)

that stuff is weak here's some true br00talness

lol yep, Anal Cunt is pretty brutal, their song titles alone are a good read :1orglaugh

xxxjay

11-28-2009 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16588956)

I like it. I have some of their older CDS. Solid new material.

fatfoo

11-28-2009 10:58 PM

No comment.

Ace_luffy

11-28-2009 11:13 PM

rock and roll, cool

alias

11-29-2009 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 16595458)

Somehow, I've never liked silly pieces like hail to Satan hail to Satan blah blah... I've preferred more deep stuff or at least more musically complex stuff... here are some examples :uhoh

These suck almost as hard as their band's names.

brassmonkey

11-29-2009 07:05 AM

church day! save your souls hahahaha

alias

11-29-2009 07:12 AM

Demon Church, it's a lifelong commitment not some one day a week crap. Posers.

alias

11-29-2009 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16590019)

Mortuus has one of the most evil voices out there, and check out the "blood drinking/bathing" halfway through the song

2009 Imis Avernis2009 Imis Avernis so far. I love the machine gun instrumentals.

nation-x

11-29-2009 08:33 AM

Flesh for the beast

POed-poster

11-29-2009 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tapaz (Post 16589147)

I totally agree with you ... I saw them live 5 times and fuck yeah they are fucking unbelivable !!!!!!!!

Where did you see them? I doubt they get over to the USA much.

rhizome

11-29-2009 10:33 PM

1) Impaled Nazarene aren't death metal.
2) As a black metal band they suck

POed-poster

11-30-2009 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rhizome (Post 16598387)

1) Impaled Nazarene aren't death metal.
2) As a black metal band they suck

Who gives a shit about genres. Why don't you like them?

alias

12-05-2009 04:49 AM

2009 Imis Avernis, killer.

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