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docputer 11-27-2009 12:33 PM

Tiger Woods in Serious Condition after accident
 
Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1369881.story

L-Pink 11-27-2009 12:36 PM

"struck a fire hydrant"

So did he pull it right or shank it to the left?


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Fat Panda 11-27-2009 12:37 PM

we all have the internet

Carmine Raguso 11-27-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by docputer (Post 16592273)
...and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

1 wood I presume? :1orglaugh

Carmine Raguso 11-27-2009 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 16592285)
we all have the internet

I hadn't read it. Why the hate? Douchebag fuckstick. :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 11-27-2009 12:39 PM

Late night partying?

Barefootsies 11-27-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16592289)
I hadn't read it. Why the hate? Douchebag fuckstick. :1orglaugh

Same here.

:thumbsup

L-Pink 11-27-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16592286)
1 wood I presume? :1orglaugh

puttering around under 33mph


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cwd 11-27-2009 12:41 PM

2:25am and he runs into a...
1-Fire Hydrant
2-Tree

fuck man, why is it the rich guys get AAALLLLLLLLL the good drugs......

Bryan G 11-27-2009 12:48 PM

How bad can he be hurt pulling out the drive way? How fucking fast was he going??

mmcfadden 11-27-2009 12:54 PM

I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

Carmine Raguso 11-27-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16592340)
I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

Serious condition for Tiger Woods could mean a thumb sprain :1orglaugh

Evil Chris 11-27-2009 12:58 PM

I hope he's all right.

Martin 11-27-2009 12:58 PM

Strange.

bushwacker 11-27-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16592340)
I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

no alcohol was involved, according to espn.

L-Pink 11-27-2009 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 16592352)
I hope he's all right.

Me too, at first I thought just a fender-bender.

"His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious."


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Bomber8888 11-27-2009 01:02 PM

Probably on Meth...:P

Rangermoore 11-27-2009 01:05 PM

Story said it happened around 2:28AM just wondering why it is JUST NOW being put out to the public?

TheSenator 11-27-2009 01:08 PM

The airbags aren't deployed when driving a Cadillac Escalade at 30mph.

Rangermoore 11-27-2009 01:10 PM

The whole thing sounds strange...

Mutt 11-27-2009 01:11 PM

hmm - weird time for a family guy to be headed out, 2:30 AM - unless he was under the influence of something maybe he was having some kind of health problem that caused him to back into the fire hydrant and then a tree - maybe he's in serious condition from that health problem, maybe he was attempting to drive himself to an emergency room.

strange, hope he's ok, he's a young dude - what is he? under 35 still?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-27-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16592286)
1 wood I presume? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16592347)
Serious condition for Tiger Woods could mean a thumb sprain :1orglaugh

To be honest, I was expecting it to be a tricky title to a shitty day on the course for the guy... :Oh crap

L-Pink 11-27-2009 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16592388)
hmm - weird time for a family guy to be headed out, 2:30 AM - unless he was under the influence of something maybe he was having some kind of health problem that caused him to back into the fire hydrant and then a tree - maybe he's in serious condition from that health problem, maybe he was attempting to drive himself to an emergency room.

strange, hope he's ok, he's a young dude - what is he? under 35 still?

Good line of thinking .....


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DBS.US 11-27-2009 01:19 PM

The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091127/ca...vnlNHRGGyj3g--

mmcfadden 11-27-2009 01:21 PM

who is his wife again? maybe a jealous rage? This story is really, really strange

Agent 488 11-27-2009 01:21 PM

he was more drunked than katharos on a friday night at gfy.

GTS Mark 11-27-2009 01:22 PM

First Brock Lesnar... Now this?!!

Mutt 11-27-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 16592401)
The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending.

ruh roh - sounds like somebody's public image might be going down a few pegs.

mmcfadden 11-27-2009 01:28 PM

cbs update just said he was released from the hospital... so there goes "serious injuries"

apparently lacerations to the face...

sex69 11-27-2009 01:41 PM

If it wasn't driving under influence case than he maybe has some family or health issues.

Shap 11-27-2009 01:46 PM

Tiger's fine. A friend of mine is in business with him and has talked to him. He's ok.

rayadp05 11-27-2009 01:46 PM

My thoughts are with the guy and I do hope that he gets better but how in the hell does someone get SERIOUSLY injured by pulling out of a driveway? I mean, it's not like another car smashed into him. That, I could totally understand.

But pulling out of a driveway? And how do you hit ...not only a fire hydrant but a tree too? :(

I guess he was pretty fucked up on something.

Adam_M 11-27-2009 01:56 PM

He has already been released from Hospital

$5 submissions 11-27-2009 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 16592291)
Late night partying?

Supposedly there was no alcohol involved but charges ARE pending. Hmmmm

EthnicLover 11-27-2009 02:05 PM

That is a very bizarre "accident".

V_RocKs 11-27-2009 02:07 PM

Seriously injured = requires a doctor

Nothing more. So he most likely had stitches to an eyebrow.

Quagmire 11-27-2009 04:07 PM

maybe he was running out for some cranberry sauce. Everyone needs cranberry sauce with their turkey.

rowan 11-27-2009 07:12 PM

Just saw it on my local paper's website...

Headline: Tiger Woods injured in serious car crash

Part body: A spokesperson for Health Central Hospital said "Tiger Woods was involved in a minor car accident outside his house last night. He was admitted, treated and released."

The trouble with instant media is that bullshit like this propagates very quickly...

Fob 11-27-2009 08:25 PM

omg, tiger is dead?

L-Pink 11-27-2009 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fob (Post 16593262)
omg, tiger is dead?

His Dr did it.


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Warren 11-27-2009 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 16592476)
Tiger's fine. A friend of mine is in business with him and has talked to him. He's ok.


Thought as much.

SleazyDream 11-27-2009 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 16592285)
we all have the internet

someone should ban you idiot

Warren 11-27-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16593440)
someone should ban you idiot


We need to talk to Eric and find out who is running the playground right now.

kaori 11-27-2009 10:34 PM

Bet he only has a broken nose, and a few contusions... maybe another bone..
the rest is the media hyping it up...

pamon 11-27-2009 11:44 PM

love the image of his wife breaking out the driver and whacking out the back window of the '09 escalade. hot blone with a driver up on the first tee. fore...

Scott McD 11-28-2009 03:33 AM

And i always thought he was a good "driver".

Scott McD 11-28-2009 03:34 AM

Maybe he was just in a hurry to hit the "club".

dynastoned 11-28-2009 09:42 AM

well now its coming out that he might be having an affair.

and the circumstances are looking rather strange. whipping out of your driveway hitting trees and shit at 2am in the morning? while going fast enough to be able to knock himself unconscious. and he had cuts on his upper and bottom lip? then his wife busted out the back window of his escalade with not one but 2 golf clubs? to supposedly free him from the car.

sounds like an argument happened to me and shit got a little out of control.

Rangermoore 11-28-2009 09:50 AM

But he is so wholesome... Now it looks like he will finally have to face the real media instead of those pussies from espn and the golf channel..This should be fun to watch..

dynastoned 11-28-2009 09:57 AM

welp looks like tmz already got the inside scoop

http://www.tmz.com/

hes front page atm


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