xmas gifts, wives and girlfriends
 

i spent the better part of my day in a fucking shopping mall, standing in lines for 30 minutes next to screaming kids and crazy parents. finished off my whole list, but couldnt come up with shit for my girlfriend. shes got the watch and way too much jewelry already, i'm not getting her a car, i'm scrapped for ideas.

if you guys could throw out ideas, what you bought your g/f's, i could use it. and yes, a sybian would make for an excellent xmas gift (as i'm sure it will be suggested), but i'm looking for something a little more heart-felt this time around :)

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Fly her to Venice and then in a piazza do like the guy on TV, shout "I love this woman!" until she makes you stop. Then give her a diamond ring. And on TV, doesn't she mumble something about oweing him a blowjob or something?

Help us out. What does she like?

Get her a full day at a nice spa, manicure, pedicure, massage, facial....the works! She will come home relaxed, smelling and looking great....it will benefit you too ;)

Get her that new boyfriend she's been eyeing

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MissEve's spa treatment's good... I think I might go with that...

Give her some anal and a Fish - Hook.......... She will know you care !

How about a nice pocketbook? burberry is pretty popular this year

hey damn, these are all good, i'm a little dissapointed, i expected at least one picture of a fat woman with a vibrator, or a 300lb male stripper... impressed, haha :)

thnx guys...

You give your wife a george forman grill and give your girlfriend a leather jacket. :)




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digital camera Minolta dimage x - it is very sexy design for girls to make some pics when travelling or in the party...
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I bought my girlfriend digital camera.... she has everything else!

I have everyones gifts all ready to be given out.... Its the first time ever I have been organised, I am usually running around the shops on Christmas Eve looking for presents for people!!

Now I just got to get myself a nice gift!! Probably some new clothes for Vegas :)

Actually, burberry was the in thing LAST christmas. And in my experience, you can't buy a woman a handbag/purse/pocketbook without her telling you exactly what to get. Unless you are going for a tiny flasy clutch bag for nights out on the town you'll NEVER get what a woman really wants in a handbag. It won't be your fault, we're just far too picky and particular. Some girls like sections and pockets, others just like one big sack to throw everything in....don't go down the handbag route my friend. You mean well but it will end in tears.

The spa idea sounds like a winner. I'd love a spa day for Christmas.

True, worked for my girl. Allthough I didn't give her teh facial :winkwink:

Buy her a 1 year membership to gay site :)

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get her the ultimate... something she'll never expect...

NOTHING!! :1orglaugh