When sales are down, just watch this guy for inspiration
 

youtube.com/watch?v=qnPkuOkOq60

let me fix this for you...

i gave god a loan at 3.5% apr...

he had a great credit score...

Not even the Bank of God would give him that kind of deal. Probably why they are about to join the list of failed banks

people are suckers

wow that is shocking

I watched one of those crazy American TV churches or whatever you call them the other night and preachers name was Creflo Dollar. True story?

Reminds me of the joke about the new preacher's assistant asking what to do with the proceeds of their latest campaign...

"Just throw it all in the air, god will take anything he needs!"

Bag mentality.

I think I need to make a funny video about a nut sack bag mentality.