If a bear attacks you just play dead.
 

im running hard fuck that

You have to wonder who was filming it and not helping him.

wife .....

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his son maybe

play dead and that fucker has a easy snack what if he's starving

More like "If a bear attacks you, you're fucked no matter what"

the people who just enjoy a nice mauling

What if I want to be attacked by a bear?

The bear can catch me in a flat out speed race but I'll be dodging him like a gazelle.

Serves the fucker right !!!

Police and zoo officials say there has been an outpouring of public sympathy after the incident ? For the Bear. :thumbsup

I think someone threw a banana peel at the bear.

if a bear attacks you, beat it down and pull it's still beating heart from it's chest. show that bear who the motherfuckin man is...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Yo, they kept filming the bear footage, but nobody ran towards the bear to distract him, or something. They are cowards.

hehehe! nice one!:thumbsup

That shit is fake! :)

ass mauled :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Some of you people are so idiotic it frightens me.

If you jump 20 feet down in to a bear enclosure in a zoo to "have a picnic with the bear", then you have to count on me not jumping in to try and rescue you. That's now cowardly, that's called letting nature take its course and thin the herd a little.

The only good I can take out of some of your posts is that knowledge that hopefully one day in an act to try and not appear "cowardly" you too will jump in to a bear closure at your local zoo.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...Swiss-zoo.html

That's truly fucked up. Killing the bear for doing what came naturally?

So basicly what you are saying, WarChild, is that if someone is stupid enough to try to have a picnic with a bear he thinks will act friendly, it's his own fault that his ass gets raped. Good point.

Well at least people immediatley came to his rescure. It's not like they all just stood around filming and eating popcorn, while the guy got killed.

::sarcasm::

Lol.

IF I had an optimal setup, I'd try and wedge myself between its two front arms, then use my leg power to seperate them as far as they could go, thereby breaking both arms and leaving me victorious.

Know your bears...

If its a Grizzly or Polar --- play dead

If its a black bear --- fight or try to scare it off.

If a bear attacks you, remember they taste like pork!

What would you have done?

That guy did not do a very good job of playing dead.

put that fucker in an armbar and make him your bitch...

Bite him on the nose

There is no way you can outrun a bear. I had the priveledge of seeing a few haul ass . Their speed would amaze you..they can cover a serious amount of ground before you can even react. I carry bear spray.

How you react really depends on the kind of bear and the situation you find your self in.

Get the War Machine to camp out with you.

I would've taken pictures with my cell.

:thumbsup nice one

back into your cage brassmonkey!

might as well practice for the real thing as you're dead anyway

The only good bear is a dead bear!

http://outlawfreeporn.com/fun/Scan021.jpg

Simple facts of life.Wilderness,cowards and things like that.

You are actually making sense. Now I must go and see if the ice skating rink is up and running in hell.

oh my, thats sad!

something tells me not to click it

Damn, that is fucked up!

A bear will fuck you up.

pretty hard to play dead while an animal is biting the fuck out of you.

btw id bite it back and jab it in the eye wtih my fingers. i mean if im going to die im gonna take an eyeball or two with me.

Umm, yes !!

Why should the bear be shot dead when it was the retards fault in the first place ??

lol I have a "Bear Plan". I live in the mountains and bears will eat your garbage right from your driveway. The plan includes mass amounts of pepper spray and shot guns.