I need 149 Investors ASAP!!!
 

I'm thinking about Buying this Old Fixer Upper.
Each would have to invests One Million Dollars.

Or we can all live in it together.

It's been on the market for a long time, I'm sure I can get them down to 125 Mil.

Any takers?

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/...iew/?service=1

It will sure beat them constantly selling books. :Oh crap
Maybe we can tear it down and make it a Motocross track or something.

It looks like it needs too much work..

That doesn't even interest me. Does that make me weird?

That's because you are thinking of how much property taxes would be every year. :Oh crap

can we turn on wing of the house into a sexual dungeon?

It's an option.

yeah im down to my last mill sorry

how many rooms does that thing have?

i am in... how many family members can i move in for 1 million?

Do the houses all around that thing come with it? And what about the golf course?

The neighbours are too close

Can we get Tori Spelling to masturbate on video at closing?

I can fit a lot of Mexican families in there.

beastiality is illegal

Maybe team up with Herc of camgirls domain fame ??? he could produce the share offer video ( he has the experience) and then could help with marketing via channeling the message to potential investors...:thumbsup

Yes its a long shot but gotta be worth considering. :)

christ almighty.. and i thought Ron Levi's house was a fucking mansion...

I'll pass , the pool is too small for a house that size lol

LOL :thumbsup

i want to see his NEW house

Motocross Track :thumbsup

a nice cottage

The maintenance costs for that place must be off the chart....

I say turn the place into a hotel / club, charge per-person not per room, and not some crazy expensive one either. Pack the place with upper middle-class people that love to pretend they are truly rich. Weekend parties... charge per-person to come in, bring in a-list DJ's to pack the streets with cars.

I would invest in that just to see how pissed off the neighbors get.

so what you're saying is its a 1 bedroom apartment?

You can take over the PlayBoy Mansion Parties. But neighbors are too close.

I'm in... where do I wire the money

Looks like a prison...

Can I buy a couple of shares ? :Graucho

nice house

What's funny is that I was just going to say I am in if we can convert the back yard to a motocross track.

That would be located 6 feet under.

We can just build it around the house. As long as I can get some 150' Table Tops in there.

I don't like having partners.

You are missing out, you can't live life without a partner.
There is only so much Jerking a guy can do. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh