What should I use as a splash page?
 

I need ideas for my splash page. It's non-adult. I was thinking definitely need a join button, but that is all. Brainstorm with me....

http://www.uglysob.com

I would do something kinda like hats.com does, but without the hats and hat references.


... well maybe a few hat references.

Hmmm. Can you be more specific?

I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!

That is just stupid. I was with you with the hat shit, but the napkiny shit is shit.

The splash page needs some kind of trap, so diggnation geeks can shout "it's a trap" at the screen. That is all. And the hats.

Anything else is gilding the lily.

:1orglaugh

Hmmm. I'm digging the trap idea. Trap them how is now the question.

Someone should put a women on the bed.

I'm still stumped.

Maybe something like this?

http://elpasofakenews.files.wordpres.../12/camels.jpg

Guy needs more air in his tires.

Put this guy on your splash page.

He just wants to dance...



https://youtube.com/watch?v=yeoUCwU8EUw