what's with you British people and 'whilst'?
 

that's fag talk - we don't cotton to that snooty homo talk round these parts.

Whats with chips, when you know they are crisps hehe!

Humbug!

Now whilst I would normally endeavour to find a less abrasive selection of words to characterise (notice the less S and not the letter Z) my feelings about this, I think it would be well advised that I should request that you "Shut The Fuck Up" on the basis that we, in England, invented the English language and you Americans stole it and "Fucked With It".

Hence, I shall revert to the old Mark Williams, lionised in the poem: "An Englishman For All", who said that English was born in England and had its worst nappy change in America.

i would gladly engage you in a debate about language but it's too distracting talking to somebody whilst their mouth is full of another bloke's cock

YES! LOLZ!

That's amusing because all British people are homosexual and love slurping on cocks!

YOU ARE TEH FUNNY!!!111oneoneone

I always wondered, for a country that "invented" the languge (well not really but lets just say) why do you guys have such strange accents? There are certain words you just can't say right and it gets especially worse depending on location.

you think you don't have regional accents? you don't think your accent sounds strange to us?
Every country in the world has different accents that vary on a regional basis.
There are certain words you don't say right, "Y'all". so it what you are used to and where you come from that you think is normal language when it is in fact complete crap to someone from somewhere else. :2 cents:

cant say i use it much

What cheesedickery is this now.

thats called history :)

Yes. How dare they speak English.

One of the most amusing posts I've read.