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MetaMan 12-01-2009 03:18 PM

My GIRLFRIEND told me to sell my porn sites i think im gonna do it:
 
So i just started dating this hotty and oneday i was working on my pornsites and she walked in and noticed a naked chick getting 1 in the puss and 1 in the ass by 2 big black shapely cocks.

she was really pissed off she doesnt get to be fucked by a black guy and wanted me to sell my pornsites.

do you think i should sell them? i really love her, i mean i pay for her can and rent also.

what do you guys think?

scottybuzz 12-01-2009 03:20 PM

I think you should say your metahorse the hardcore negro with a 50 inch cock and that will shut this dirt bag hoe slut up.

joshll 12-01-2009 03:21 PM

i think not..

you pay her can and rent..
she wants to get rid of your porn sites..

i sense an instability in the balance of power here.

bufferover 12-01-2009 03:21 PM

Tell her that she can have a solo girl site :winkwink:

L-Pink 12-01-2009 03:24 PM

Have 2 black guys fuck her. Then keep your sites because no one listens to black cock whores.


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MetaMan 12-01-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 16604983)
I think you should say your metahorse the hardcore negro with a 50 inch cock and that will shut this dirt bag hoe slut up.

but she keeps telling me "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll (Post 16604985)
i think not..

you pay her can and rent..
she wants to get rid of your porn sites..

i sense an instability in the balance of power here.

well i love her why wouldnt i sell them for her?

balance of power how?

fatfoo 12-01-2009 03:37 PM

Just get a black guy to fuck her, so that she doesn't feel bad anymore.

woj 12-01-2009 03:41 PM

:1orglaugh

KILL_FRENZY 12-01-2009 03:41 PM

Are said sites paying for her rent and can? If so the answer is simple: drop the sites, rent and can. :thumbsup

StickyGreen 12-01-2009 03:43 PM

You "love" her? Good luck with that...

biskoppen 12-01-2009 03:45 PM

All I read is "So i just started dating..." and "i really love her..."

ruff 12-01-2009 03:46 PM

Get another girlfriend.

MetaMan 12-01-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 16605065)
Are said sites paying for her rent and can? If so the answer is simple: drop the sites, rent and can. :thumbsup

yes the sites are paying for her rent. and yes to the questions above we just started dating but it is "real" love.

goldflower 12-01-2009 03:48 PM

Listen to own heart :) :) :) :)

MetaMan 12-01-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldflower (Post 16605087)
Listen to own heart :) :) :) :)

she just took a big live insurance policy out on me, i think it means she truly does love me.

lasttime in bed we were playing "dressup" and she wanted me to played a black guy and painted my face black. she said i was so good i should do it all time to practice my acting.

i think this one is a keeper.

StickyGreen 12-01-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605099)
she just took a big live insurance policy out on me, i think it means she truly does love me.

lasttime in bed we were playing "dressup" and she wanted me to played a black guy and painted my face black. she said i was so good i should do it all time to practice my acting.

i think this one is a keeper.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

czarina 12-01-2009 03:57 PM

don't do it. That's your way of living and if she has a problem with that, she's not worth your time.

CynBabes 12-01-2009 03:58 PM

maybe she is racist

MetaMan 12-01-2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 16605127)
don't do it. That's your way of living and if she has a problem with that, she's not worth your time.

her pussy is SO tight though.

i mean i had to start taking meditation classes just to keep focus and not explode in the first few min.

katharos 12-01-2009 03:59 PM

sell your sites and go work to mcdonalds, maybe then she will be happy? :)

Adam X 12-01-2009 04:00 PM

DON'T DO IT.

Been there done that. She has to accept it or walk. And if she does, she'll be back.
You're floatin her right?

MetaMan 12-01-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16605136)
sell your sites and go work to mcdonalds, maybe then she will be happy? :)

i dont want to work with you. i already find you annoying.

Deej 12-01-2009 04:08 PM

Its not april....

Shut your fucking mouth metaman, first time you havent been the slightest bit funny...

You must be sick or something because this shit isnt even scathing humorous...

katharos 12-01-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605139)
i dont want to work with you. i already find you annoying.

come on man, i know few jokes ...

joshll 12-01-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605099)
she just took a big live insurance policy out on me, i think it means she truly does love me.

lasttime in bed we were playing "dressup" and she wanted me to played a black guy and painted my face black. she said i was so good i should do it all time to practice my acting.

i think this one is a keeper.

No, it means shes going to murder you...:helpme

RuthB 12-01-2009 04:13 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nextri 12-01-2009 04:16 PM

This thread is so fuckin fake...

bushwacker 12-01-2009 04:21 PM

Remember what they say, "Once you go black, you never get your wallet back"

Loki 12-01-2009 04:33 PM

I can't believe the bulk of you even fathom him having a girlfriend lol

-Loki-

_Richard_ 12-01-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605099)
she just took a big live insurance policy out on me, i think it means she truly does love me.

lasttime in bed we were playing "dressup" and she wanted me to played a black guy and painted my face black. she said i was so good i should do it all time to practice my acting.

i think this one is a keeper.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Titan 12-01-2009 05:09 PM

Sell!!!!

JFK 12-01-2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 16605081)
Get another girlfriend.

BINGO !!!!!:thumbsup

KrissyElise 12-01-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 16605076)
All I read is "So i just started dating..." and "i really love her..."

Me too.

Also, you selling your sites won't solve anything. She claims it will, but it won't. Women these days are getting worse and worse.

captain.g 12-01-2009 05:21 PM

Make her happy and sell them.... To me for $1

CPimp 12-01-2009 06:18 PM

Couldn't help but think this was fake as hell, too...

Reason: If she was so obsessed with being fucked by some black guy, then why hasn't she left you to get with a black dude? Doesn't make sense to me.

Fake.

beanamid 12-01-2009 06:20 PM

Ok hows this,
you sell = your broke and she's gone

or

you keep = she's pissed and going out to ride the cocco banana she's talking about and then she's gone

Guess what dude, sooner or later she's gone - don't change your life to adapt to this, and FYI she's gonna snuff you out in your sleep thats why the life insurance is there

MetaMan 12-01-2009 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nextri (Post 16605208)
This thread is so fuckin fake...

Quote:

Originally Posted by tube2k (Post 16605536)
Couldn't help but think this was fake as hell, too...

Reason: If she was so obsessed with being fucked by some black guy, then why hasn't she left you to get with a black dude? Doesn't make sense to me.

Fake.

look you asshole we just got back from dinner and i told her about the rude comments some of you are making saying her concerns are fake. is love fake? NO.

so what if she likes black guys?

MetaMan 12-01-2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16605172)
Its not april....

Shut your fucking mouth metaman, first time you havent been the slightest bit funny...

You must be sick or something because this shit isnt even scathing humorous...

go design some sub quality designs lolz!

dont be jealous because you dont have a girl.

Deej 12-01-2009 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605547)
go design some sub quality designs lolz!

dont be jealous because you dont have a girl.

Fuck you metaman...

Wtf is this bullshit?

I dont really design anymore... i do other work mostly.

Whats up with this bullshit ass jive... its obviously fake... and not funny so id like some normal metaman humor instead of this off the wall metaman BS

I do have a chick, trying to get rid of her... want her? Big tits...

Get back to the show pls...

campimp 12-01-2009 06:34 PM

tell her if you sell your porn sites she has to sell her car and then pay for your rent and see how she likes that

CyberHustler 12-01-2009 06:49 PM

Tell her I need my dick sucked...

born2blog 12-01-2009 06:53 PM

what if you sell your sites and she ends up leaving a week later after finding some well hung black guy, then you're screwed, think long term man!

MetaMan 12-01-2009 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16605561)
Fuck you metaman...

Wtf is this bullshit?

I dont really design anymore... i do other work mostly.

Whats up with this bullshit ass jive... its obviously fake... and not funny so id like some normal metaman humor instead of this off the wall metaman BS

I do have a chick, trying to get rid of her... want her? Big tits...

Get back to the show pls...

i dont give a fuck what you do honestly. :1orglaugh

stop trying to talk like mr big man you look like an idiot.

RayBonga 12-01-2009 07:24 PM

mine too. see sig.

Deej 12-01-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16605674)
i dont give a fuck what you do honestly. :1orglaugh

stop trying to talk like mr big man you look like an idiot.

ok so stop acting like you give a fuck what a bitch thinks about you and your porn sites...

This shit aint right...

Sly 12-01-2009 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16605561)
I do have a chick, trying to get rid of her... want her? Big tits...
.

Useless without pics.

marketsmart 12-01-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16604972)
So i just started dating this hotty and oneday i was working on my pornsites and she walked in and noticed a naked chick getting 1 in the puss and 1 in the ass by 2 big black shapely cocks.

she was really pissed off she doesnt get to be fucked by a black guy and wanted me to sell my pornsites.

do you think i should sell them? i really love her, i mean i pay for her can and rent also.

what do you guys think?

send her over to my house...

i will show her what a huge cock feels like and 2 weeks later when her pussy finally recovers from the trauma, she will be begging you for your small penis.... :thumbsup

Glenn Beck 12-01-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16604972)
So i just started dating this hotty and oneday i was working on my pornsites and she walked in and noticed a naked chick getting 1 in the puss and 1 in the ass by 2 big black shapely cocks.

she was really pissed off she doesnt get to be fucked by a black guy and wanted me to sell my pornsites.

do you think i should sell them? i really love her, i mean i pay for her can and rent also.

what do you guys think?

I think the meta man that we all know and love.. you know.. the one that has hoes lined up around the block all craving his 14 inch penis.. should deal with your girlfriend.

Deej 12-01-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16605722)
Useless without pics.

ive posted cleavage a few times... not interested in diggin any up right nbow...

beerptrol 12-01-2009 07:45 PM

Pull off the cap on her air valve


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