im safe in jail
 

thats what this guy was thinking :error

http://www.uniquedaily.com/wp-conten...hide-shank.jpg

?Don?t try this at home ? or in jail. An inmate at the Merced County Main Jail had a homemade knife surgically removed from his body cavity last month, according to Merced county Sheriff?s officials. He now faces concealed weapons charges. The inmate, 19-year-old Rance Johnson, approached corrections officials Nov. 18, complaining about an item stuck inside his rectum, causing pain, according to Deputy Tom MacKenzie. Even worse, Johnson told deputies the improvised weapon ? known in jailhouse slang as a ?shank? ? had been inside his body for three weeks. He was taken to an emergency room in Modesto, and the 5-inch-long plastic shank was surgically removed.? w/ photo

what a dumb ass

Fixed, and I'm sure it was.

been funny if it ripped his asshole out

how did he poop with that thing in there?

Now his ass will tingle everytime he picks up a knife somewhere :)

hahahaha!! get it away!

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could you imagine the guard he went to "i have a shank in my ass" the guard "who did this to you?" inmate "i did it i need help" i bet he laughed for a few days

imagine the shock of the guy who tried to and got this surprise...

fuck! that must hurt!

haha, funny...

was watching COPS the other day and these two kids had uncapped needles hidden up their asses. pretty sad

Not surprised.

what a fucking idiots!!!!

Dude was hiding it there and forgot about it after a few days lol

People do a lot of stupid shit to get a brake in jail...Won't presume to know what the fucker was thinking...

Maybe that was an anti-rape device :1orglaugh

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great anti-rape device for sure, lol