GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Lyoto Machida - Drinking Urine WTF!?!? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=941664)

Deej 12-03-2009 04:23 PM

Lyoto Machida - Drinking Urine WTF!?!?
 
So Lyoto Machida Drinks a glass of urine every morning...

What the fuck is up with that?!?!?!

Anthony, I need you in here again...

If nothing else, it apparently gives you illegitimate judge favoring...

TurboAngel 12-03-2009 04:32 PM

That's nasty!



:repuke:repuke:repuke

BobG 12-03-2009 04:33 PM

lol. Juan Miguel Marquez did that for his last fight too.

WebairMetz 12-03-2009 04:37 PM

i believe it acts like an anti-bacterial drink. Not my cup of tea

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2009 04:52 PM

It's completely sterile as soon as it comes out and is quite good for you.

katharos 12-03-2009 05:27 PM

bear grylls drinks his urine also

http://www.maturetimes.co.uk/files/i...r%20grylls.jpg

Deej 12-03-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16612504)
It's completely sterile as soon as it comes out and is quite good for you.

I know the first part. But i dont understand how a bodily waste product can be good for you. Even if so, how someone can piss in a cup and then force it down their throat...

xenigo 12-03-2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebairMetz (Post 16612444)
i believe it acts like an anti-bacterial drink. Not my cup of tea

It's not your cup of tea... it's your cup of urine. :thumbsup

xenigo 12-03-2009 05:32 PM

I found out during a photo shoot once that pissing into a Brita filter makes piss look exactly like water...

ArsewithClass 12-03-2009 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebairMetz (Post 16612444)
Not my cup of tea

No, its piss! :winkwink:


Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16612610)

Doesnt he filter it first!?

L-Pink 12-03-2009 05:35 PM

A cup of who's urine?


.

Pleasurepays 12-03-2009 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16612504)
It's completely sterile as soon as it comes out and is quite good for you.

thats a myth and not always true. you can have all kinds of bacteria in your urine.

:2 cents:

Rice_Master 12-03-2009 05:39 PM

http://www.mmafight.com/wp-content/u...nk-urine-2.jpg

BobG 12-03-2009 05:53 PM

could create a legal loophole for an aspiring "piss drinking" niche pioneer.

Cyber Fucker 12-03-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16612610)

Yup, that might be an idea. Once upon a time a polish cave explorer, (unfortunately, I don't remember his name) got stuck in the cave due to the torn rope, he couldn't also use any communication. He survived more than three weeks in the cave drinking his urine, eating paper and bugs till finally the help came. :thumbsup

MaDalton 12-03-2009 06:04 PM

many people do it and swear it's good for many things. books have been written about it. i did not try it though :-/

Spunky 12-03-2009 06:11 PM

Barf,I need a beer now

Deej 12-03-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16612652)
A cup of who's urine?


.

Not sure, I just assume his own...

fatfoo 12-03-2009 06:19 PM

His own urine... I don't get it. That's like saying somebody wakes up and rubs shit in his/her face. That's something a 3-year would do, eh?

Pleasurepays 12-03-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16612788)
many people do it and swear it's good for many things. books have been written about it. i did not try it though :-/

many people do all kinds of retarded things and swear its good for them.

and like always with this crap, its totally unsupported by fact or science.

Dirty Dane 12-03-2009 07:20 PM

Shaken, not stirred.

Anthony 12-03-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16612418)
So Lyoto Machida Drinks a glass of urine every morning...

What the fuck is up with that?!?!?!

Anthony, I need you in here again...

If nothing else, it apparently gives you illegitimate judge favoring...

It's true Bro.

The whole idea is that your first pee in the morn has vitamins your body does not process.

Yuck.

potter 12-03-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 16613539)
It's true Bro.

The whole idea is that your first pee in the morn has vitamins your body does not process.

Yuck.

So would a vitamin pill. Your body isn't manufacturing vitamins to piss out. That would be counter productive. So those vitamins would have to have been ones you took in the previous day that just didn't get digested. Which means you could eat those foods again to get more of those vitamins, or simply take a vitamin pill/drink/snack.

Deej 12-03-2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 16613539)
It's true Bro.

The whole idea is that your first pee in the morn has vitamins your body does not process.

Yuck.

Freaks me out man!

Just heard about it though so I flipped a bit...

Raf1 12-04-2009 02:18 AM

that's pretty nasty

Max_PuZcash 12-04-2009 03:36 AM

I wouldn't drink my piss... even if it's healthy

Serial Pervert 12-04-2009 06:20 AM

argh!:Oh crap

Pleasurepays 12-04-2009 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16613552)
So would a vitamin pill. Your body isn't manufacturing vitamins to piss out. That would be counter productive. So those vitamins would have to have been ones you took in the previous day that just didn't get digested. Which means you could eat those foods again to get more of those vitamins, or simply take a vitamin pill/drink/snack.

your body doesn't "manufacture vitamins" (with the exception of the couple that it can synthesize - d, k etc.). water soluble vitamins like b's, c, a etc are broken down with and transported with water. your body will only use what it needs in that exact moment... the rest is pissed out. when you drink an energy drink that has vitamin b or take a multi vitamin (or b complex, c etc) and then piss... your piss is bright yellow because those vitamins are bright yellow and that is your body getting rid of what it doesn't need and can't use at that moment. turning around and drinking it is redundant.

further, you wouldn't be excreting them/pissing them out, if you were deficient.

drinking your piss for this reason would be no different than eating your own shit for its "nutritional benefits" and all the same backwards reasoning would apply.

Pedro Pink Robot 12-04-2009 06:36 AM

Let's hope it doesn't count as doping :)
I know it's a family tradition - pretty disgusting one, hehe.

As long as he keeps kicking asses in his fights, I don't care much.

stephane76 12-04-2009 06:40 AM

"Contrary to popular perception, urine is not a by-product of the body's waste disposal system but of blood filtration. It consists of 95 percent water and five percent nutrients, including vitamins, minerals, proteins, antibodies and other beneficial ingredients."

Screw that, i'd rather buy the Vitamins...

Jman 12-04-2009 06:51 AM

After reading some comments online I would NOT drink Urine to many different opinions and con's on the subject.

But this made me go Hummm??? : "When in school, we injected the class rabbit with it's own urine. It was dead in less than 6 hours." poor bunny...

The Duck 12-04-2009 07:37 AM

pics and vids or it didnt happen

The Duck 12-04-2009 07:39 AM

This also makes me think of the yes men when they held that seminar where they had deviced an edible product made out of shit.

Twistys Tim 12-04-2009 07:54 AM


bauhaus 12-04-2009 11:57 AM

First the avatar above 'me' represents the proper way to go into drinking your urine... in a nice glass mug..and most importantly with a smile.

You have to be eating a 100% clean diet for this to be reasonable.

Its morning pee...midstream only.

If you are healthy its like lukewarm water. Not any grosser then that. If you eat a hamburger or drink a few beers one night... then its VERY grosser then water the next morning.

I worked in the early organic food movement *yes all fakery I know* but to personally meet 75yr old guys that looked 40yrs old... work out daily. Hair of a 20yr old. Tight skin. Unreal. These guys slept 4-6hrs a night. and yes most drank their pee peez.

Its a hard lifestyle to keep... very rigid and no room for diet lapses.

Many ancient cultures have reserved it for royalty....its NOT a white thing by any means. Hence why white people post 40yrs old...look like death. And 40yr old indians or asians can run circles around 'us'.

I did it for 6 months..... but then one day I ate a hamburger...and it was indeed not like luke warm water anymore. This 'practice' is a lot more common then one would think...just not on GFY.

Don Pee Pee

Twistys Tim 12-04-2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bauhaus (Post 16615032)
First the avatar above 'me' represents the proper way to go into drinking your urine... in a nice glass mug..and most importantly with a smile.

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=10193...ine=1249582826

If your piss looks like this, I would reccomend you go see a doctor -- or a vet!!!!

Deesnuts 12-04-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16613552)
So would a vitamin pill. Your body isn't manufacturing vitamins to piss out. That would be counter productive. So those vitamins would have to have been ones you took in the previous day that just didn't get digested. Which means you could eat those foods again to get more of those vitamins, or simply take a vitamin pill/drink/snack.

thats what i would think


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:51 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc