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»Rob Content« 12-03-2009 08:42 PM

Is there a Worse pain then stubbing your toes?
 
Fuck it's the worst thing ever. It never ends..

Pure fucking pain.

ArsewithClass 12-03-2009 08:45 PM

I hate bumping my head. Paper cuts sting like fuck, especially when your licking an envelope!

jtrade 12-03-2009 08:45 PM

I'm pretty sure there is worse...

»Rob Content« 12-03-2009 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jtrade (Post 16613121)
I'm pretty sure there is worse...

Well, I kind of mean at random every day can happen to anyone with toes type deal.

Deej 12-03-2009 08:50 PM

I havent stubbed my toe since I was about 5

»Rob Content« 12-03-2009 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16613139)
I havent stubbed my toe since I was about 5

You will when you can afford furniture.

;)

PornMD 12-03-2009 09:22 PM

Paper cuts are pretty bad too, and stubbing a shin on something. Also have inadvertantly touching part of the inside of an oven that's on with your bare hand...ouchies. Toes are pretty damn bad though...I've done it enough that especially when I have lights off in the house and walking around, I walk carefully, lol.

Spunky 12-03-2009 09:24 PM

Tooth pain,drives me nuts

pussyluver 12-03-2009 09:29 PM

I hear child birth can rank up there.

A sneeze a couple days after heart bypass is bad. I'm betting that it is worse than child birth..... ?? Anyone experience both?

CDSmith 12-03-2009 09:30 PM

I hear you. A few months back I smashed my left foot into the leg of a stool in my living room whilst rushing to change phones on an important call. It was evening, it was dark in the room and *SLAM*... pure utter agony for 5 minutes, and throbbing unrelenting pain for another hour or more til it calmed down. Toe right next to the baby one, damn thing turned black a few days later. I thought it was going to die and fall off and for a while there... I wished it would have.

I imagine the pain of a gunshot might be worse. I could be wrong.

tehHinjew 12-03-2009 09:33 PM

biting your tongue?

ArsewithClass 12-03-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16613222)
Paper cuts are pretty bad too, and stubbing a shin on something. Also have inadvertantly touching part of the inside of an oven that's on with your bare hand...ouchies. Toes are pretty damn bad though...I've done it enough that especially when I have lights off in the house and walking around, I walk carefully, lol.

Any burn can most definatly sting, especially oven or oil burns! Its not for a few hours, but ... then the pain sets in! :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16613227)
Tooth pain,drives me nuts

OMG!!! Indeed! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by pussyluver (Post 16613241)
I hear child birth can rank up there.

A sneeze a couple days after heart bypass is bad. I'm betting that it is worse than child birth..... ?? Anyone experience both?

Dont be silly, im a bloke & I know child birth is simple. Squeeze a little & there you go! :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 12-03-2009 09:38 PM

I would say hands down kindey stones, then aura migraines.

Bump and bruise pain a wack o the shin or a good knock to the funny bone is pretty bad.

Spunky 12-03-2009 09:40 PM

Getting your knob caught in your zipper

kane 12-03-2009 10:15 PM

A few years ago I stubbed my toe. Thought it was no big deal, it hurt some but after a few minutes the pain went away. The next morning my toe (big toe) was swelled up and it hurt so bad I couldn't walk on it. It was some of the worst pain I have ever felt. So I go to the doctor and get an x-ray and they tell me I jammed it and basically have what they call "turf toe" I ended up wearing a protective cast/boot for 8 weeks until it was finally healed.

It sucked. I'll never make fun an athlete missing games for turf toe again.

Waddymelon 12-03-2009 10:34 PM

Smack your balls with a mallet, and tell us about how it feels.

Waddymelon 12-03-2009 10:36 PM

Break 4 ribs. Hurts just to breathe. Hurts to move. Sneezing is excruciating. Lasts for weeks.

And then have a friend come over make you start laughing. Yeah. I'm still mad at him for that.

JD 12-03-2009 10:50 PM

i stepped on a little pile of legos at asshole'o'clock in the morning (dark as shit in the room), tripped over the dog and clipped my little toe on the couch foot.

That... sucked ass...

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 16613114)
Fuck it's the worst thing ever. It never ends..

Pure fucking pain.

Be glad you don't have gallstones or gout. (I have both). You would wish for death!

Then there is the pain of having bypass surgery. that's a lot of 'fun.' I had that in July.

Iron Fist 12-04-2009 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver (Post 16613241)
A sneeze a couple days after heart bypass is bad.

I think this one qualifies... jeebus. :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

blazin 12-04-2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16613263)
Getting your knob caught in your zipper

yep... agree with you on that one :1orglaugh

KILL_FRENZY 12-04-2009 12:21 AM

Well, this is a painful thread :) Hurts just by reading it. I suppose any after-surgery hurts like hell. Stomach pain is also a bitch if you have issues with it, I should know. But the worst I felt was kidneys: it hurts like a motherfucker and there's no stopping it.

will76 12-04-2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 16613114)
Fuck it's the worst thing ever. It never ends..

Pure fucking pain.

I think this might hurt a little more than a stubbed toe: http://www.tube8.com/fetish/youch-/8471

JD 12-04-2009 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 16613620)
I think this might hurt a little more than a stubbed toe: http://www.tube8.com/fetish/youch-/8471

motherfucker... WHY would anyone want to get kicked in the nuts

will76 12-04-2009 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JD (Post 16613634)
motherfucker... WHY would anyone want to get kicked in the nuts

different strokes for different folkes.... I'd pass on that personally.

Bored 12-04-2009 01:23 AM

The worst pain I have felt in my life has been in my eye. Got some stupid ceiling tile debris caught in my eye that scratched it all up.

Severe pain until the doctor put some drops in. I hope I never go through that again

JD 12-04-2009 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bored (Post 16613656)
The worst pain I have felt in my life has been in my eye. Got some stupid ceiling tile debris caught in my eye that scratched it all up.

Severe pain until the doctor put some drops in. I hope I never go through that again

yeah i had some glass dust get in my eye once in high school and that was a fucking nightmare. eye pain is the worst :/

Raf1 12-04-2009 01:51 AM

I know what you mean. I broke my little toe on the right foot when I was running out to catch a delivery girl, lol. The door was open and she couldn't find the house number. The thump was loud and it kind of dropped me to the ground. I got the f...... package though, lol

PornMD 12-04-2009 02:14 AM

In everyday pain, just thoguht of one I forgot - blisters. Especially a huge one on bottom of foot when you have to be on them a lot.

I've experienced 3 very bad non-every-day pains that all rank up there a lot:

- Dry sockets after wisdom teeth extraction (didn't feel any pain until my follow-up visit when the surgeon squirted something in it - talk about extreme sharp immediate shooting wincing pain.

- Aftermath of throat surgery - namely waking up after a couple hours sleep with throat absolutely killing, having to eat ice to get the pain lowered but having to endure harsher pain in eating the ice. That was definitely NOT fun. :(

- I either have IBS or Crohn's...my father has Crohn's so I might have that, but I'm betting it's IBS. Every now and then I get really gut-wrenching intestinal attacks. 90% of the time it depends on what I ate but regardless, it's usually bad enough that I'm sitting on the toilet shouting in pain.

I'm sure passing a stone is probably worse than all those but those are at least what I've experienced.

JamesK 12-04-2009 02:33 AM

1. Infected wisdom teeth
2. Tranquilizer shot straight into infected nerves
3. Spasms (stomach by far the worst)

Mutt 12-04-2009 02:40 AM

stubbing a toe is far down the list - the thing about stubbing a toe that makes it seem worse is that it's never expected, so suddenly you've got this pain, your heart's racing, blood pressure shoots up and your toe is throbbing.

who knows - it's always said that childbirth is the most intense pain, also often said kidney stones are the worst, same for a bad migraine, bad toothache, back pain

i did find my dad on the floor passed out - turned out to be kidney stones, i thought he was dead from a heart attack, he said it was just like he was shot and down he went.

all i know is that with some cancers the pain is so bad that no narcotic can ease the pain and why there's been a fight to use heroin for that type of pain, not sure where heroin is legal for doctors to use, some countries it is legal. pain has got to be fucking pretty incredible if all the pain pills we have can't ease it.

in my experience nothing is as miserable as a very bad toothache - i've had a backache as bad but with the backache occassionally i could get a position where it would be better but a toothache that is shooting through your head and with every beat of your heart it throbs worse - that's my personal worst. i've been in accidents and they're bad but you go into shock and before you know it somebody has given you something for the pain that gets it under control. toothache that just goes on for hours/days until you drag yourself to the dentist.

webair 12-04-2009 02:41 AM

Twisting an ankle

brassmonkey 12-04-2009 02:46 AM

uh being kicked in the balls :Oh crap

Sarah_Jayne 12-04-2009 02:58 AM

tooth and having pulled your back are the two worse in my book

NBBCash Matze 12-04-2009 03:49 AM

yeah toothaches are really bad, absolutely agree to that one. And I think it's one of this kind of pain you definitely have to go to the doc. Others things hurt too but one thinks it could get better and avoid the doctor.

Zayne E. 12-04-2009 04:26 AM

Stubbing your toe?!? HA!

Kidney Stones and Lithotrypsy ROCK!

kane 12-04-2009 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16613227)
Tooth pain,drives me nuts

Agreed. Broke a tooth off once and had to go to the dentist as an emergency. Couldn't get it fixed until the next day. Even with pain meds that was the worst 24 hours of my life.

»Rob Content« 12-04-2009 09:04 AM

I meant and said already that I'm talking about everyday normal pain that can happen to anyone at anytime basically anywhere.

Not having surgery, or anything like that.

TheLegacy 12-04-2009 09:16 AM

Try kidney stones not nice - they say it's the male version of giving child birth

Twistys Tim 12-04-2009 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 16613114)
Fuck it's the worst thing ever. It never ends..

Pure fucking pain.

Having your toes cut off with a pair of pliers....?

Quagmire 12-04-2009 09:17 AM

tripping over the edge of a rug and getting your wang stuck in a pencil sharpener.

Vick! 12-04-2009 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16613263)
Getting your knob caught in your zipper

ding ding!! we have a winner :thumbsup

Vendzilla 12-04-2009 09:33 AM

Eating a giant olive stuffed with a habinero pepper and sneezing all the juice from the pepper thru your nasal cavity is the worse I've ever felt

nico-t 12-04-2009 11:37 AM

kick/punch/anything in the nuts. I dont remember how old i was or how it happened etc, but i do remember the pain and the feeling in your stomach that makes you want to throw up..... horrible.

TheDoc 12-04-2009 11:51 AM

Getting stabbed or shot has it's pain factors.

Different point of pain, my hand got cut and the knife was so dull it pull the skin up off my hand. Or standing outside a batting cage and a slick ball drops through, fires off at an angle, goes through the only hole in the net, and hits me straight in the jaw. One of those times you wish you got knocked out.

Or Kristin picking up a kid, tossing them in the pool, and falls into the drain cover ripping the flesh off her shin bone.

bobby666 12-04-2009 12:21 PM

stubbing the elbows

tiger 12-04-2009 01:32 PM

Banging your knee and getting hit in the balls are pretty bad.


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