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potter 12-04-2009 09:52 AM

The problem with owning an iphone/bb/droid
 
That fear and utter panic that hits you when you get in the bathroom, drop your pants, sit down, already let a few fall and you realize.... You don't have your phone on you.

Uhg, it's the fucking worst. It's just utter disappointment. Like, you have to be fucking kidding me. I now have to sit here for the next ten minutes without checking facebook and seeing Becky's retarded wall posts from the bar last night at 1am, or I can't retweet about the hit on the goalie in last nights game. Or check the latest WSJ business news. What the hell am I supposed to do now, stare at the wall??

:helpme:helpme:helpme

96ukssob 12-04-2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16614599)
That fear and utter panic that hits you when you get in the bathroom, drop your pants, sit down, already let a few fall and you realize.... You don't have your phone on you.

Uhg, it's the fucking worst. It's just utter disappointment. Like, you have to be fucking kidding me. I now have to sit here for the next ten minutes without checking facebook and seeing Becky's retarded wall posts from the bar last night at 1am, or I can't retweet about the hit on the goalie in last nights game. Or check the latest WSJ business news. What the hell am I supposed to do now, stare at the wall??

:helpme:helpme:helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so true so true

candyflip 12-04-2009 10:02 AM

I have one of my netbooks right in my bathroom just for this purpose.

LiveDose 12-04-2009 10:41 AM

I draw that line at the bathroom with technology. That's where I get my print reading done.

The Ghost 12-04-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16614599)
That fear and utter panic that hits you when you get in the bathroom, drop your pants, sit down, already let a few fall and you realize.... You don't have your phone on you.

Uhg, it's the fucking worst. It's just utter disappointment. Like, you have to be fucking kidding me. I now have to sit here for the next ten minutes without checking facebook and seeing Becky's retarded wall posts from the bar last night at 1am, or I can't retweet about the hit on the goalie in last nights game. Or check the latest WSJ business news. What the hell am I supposed to do now, stare at the wall??

:helpme:helpme:helpme

:1orglaugh


Even worse is dropping your iPhone in the toilet while playing Tiger Woods golf :Oh crap

WeDesignet Lisa 12-04-2009 10:48 AM

also the concern of being in a place with water where your phone may fall and splash!

Lace 12-04-2009 11:54 AM

:1orglaugh

I always check up on facebook while on the shitter. Don't check it much other then when I'm in there

martinsc 12-04-2009 11:59 AM

:1orglaugh so true...

Vendzilla 12-04-2009 12:23 PM

Why my Blackberry fits in my change pocket

dyna mo 12-04-2009 12:32 PM

damn, it takes you 10 minutes to take a shit? what on earth are you eating?

xNetworx 12-04-2009 12:34 PM

I was kicking ass at brickbreaker the other day and sat there so long my legs went numb, pins and needles.

gleem 12-04-2009 12:48 PM

why won't my parakeet eat my bloody diarrhea ??

Ross 12-04-2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16615210)
damn, it takes you 10 minutes to take a shit? what on earth are you eating?

Thats quick for me.

Jakez 12-04-2009 02:26 PM

How is that a problem owning one? Imagine if you didn't own one? lol

Ditto on the sitting there so long your legs go numb. Been there once.. or twice.

dyna mo 12-04-2009 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 16615626)
Thats quick for me.

i'm on and off the shitter so fast i don't even have enough time to read a car review.

can't imagine hanging out on the shitter playing a shitty game on my crackberry :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

halfpint 12-04-2009 03:48 PM

ugg thats pretty gross taking iphones and other gadgets in the shit house ..My mom told me never to eat sweets while on the loo

Bossman 12-04-2009 03:52 PM

I´m not ashame to admit, that I´m sitting on the shitter right now :winkwink:

halfpint 12-04-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bossman (Post 16615870)
I´m not ashame to admit, that I´m sitting on the shitter right now :winkwink:

post pics or it dident happen

mx8829 12-04-2009 03:59 PM

I play tic tac while taking a dump

Bossman 12-04-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16615891)
post pics or it dident happen

Already flushed - will remember to document it next time :)

halfpint 12-04-2009 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bossman (Post 16615929)
Already flushed - will remember to document it next time :)

damm u :winkwink:

d-null 12-04-2009 04:10 PM

reminds me not to borrow anyone's iphone.... never know where it's been :Oh crap

V_RocKs 12-04-2009 04:26 PM

Dude, you almost fucking done in there?

Not even close, man... not... even... close...


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