OMFG - Dont Ever do this....
 

So im cooking chili today... and i a;lways throw in a jalapeno and a habanero...

I sliced them up... I washed my hands... i play a little xbox waiting on the crock pot...

a half hour after cutting the peppers and washing my hands i itched my balls...

My nuts are on FIRE!!!

This shit is fucked up....

Its a creeping heat tooo :Oh crap

that ain't the jalapener bro...

did you forget the condom last night?

The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

no, i wouldnt be worried... i did say i washed my hands multiple times... and i did in between the xbox and the cooking and even between the ball scratching...

you should be afraid of other things you are unaware of rather than my ball juice..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

by the way, good call on the Habanero. I HEART Habanero chilis.

Fuck yea, i almost forgot it...

been there done that, will never go back LOL

Uhm... I hate to out the elephant in the room but... what did you think would happen?

Seems like someone does this and needs to post about it every month. I heart GFY.

For once, I may have to agree with you.

i remember when i was in boot camp my sack and taint was sweatin so much i thought putting foot powder on my sack would help. it didn't :(

That fiery... Jalapenos are hot peppers.

The habanero heat will keep on creepin too... at least it wasn't your Ass. :1orglaugh

Similar has happened to me. Replace xbox controller with intimate partner's intimate parts.
Cue scream, fleeing to the bathroom and a lengthy shower.

oh fuck! That's gotta suck.

Ont time I was sick and just got a shower, I put lotion on my whole body as I usually do in the winter because my skin gets dry. But I used the green bottle of Gold Bond medicated lotion.

Forgot it had menthol in it. I fucking FROZE for almost a whole day.