Funny Email from Girl Who wants to do Porn (aka cum whore)
 

Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.


Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

So you gonna sign Ms. Retard-a-little? Don't forget to let her know what are you plan for her.

sounds like a good business opportunity

no way?.. lol..

I dunno she has super big boobs so not really our niche. Also it seems kinda unethical to shoot porno with a semi-retard

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Where are the pics

sounds like you could keep her in your basement for the next 20 years raping her and she'd be a-ok...

pics she sent you or it didnt happen

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so wrong yet so funny

For the love of god and all that is holy, please POST THE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup

post the pics but blur the face or something

This has got to be a wind-up :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh and post pics :upsidedow

Well she wrote me this email and it was kinda wrong probably to post the email, lol. Posting the pics might be going to far. They look like she shot them on a webcam and she included some pics of her holding up signs for me so I'm pretty sure its authentic. Decent looking girl, does look mildly stupid, lol. Boobs are huge, couple pounds over weight. Does have that cum hungry look in her eyes.

how much for her email? I need to get in touch with girls like these. would be great for my sex life

lets seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dude, have a heart. For christ sake, help the girl out. :)

No Pic???????????????

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !:(

just blur her face or something

What city is she from? Please show the pics with the face blurred out and also hire this girl or send her info to me so I can shoot her. Thank you!

She says she's dumb but she has figured out the truth, most other girls havent.

what ever happened to slap happy anyways?

Do you have any idea how many models that would Iliminate? :1orglaugh
























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not really lol

I love those kind of emails

We get them for fuckedupfacials all the time as well

Do the pics include a sign and timestamp? If not, it might still be a joke.

That girls sounds completely perfect in every way. :thumbsup

loloshit

Bump for pics :)

This. :2 cents:

Am I the only one who thinks it's slightly wrong to post the email this girl sent you? Sure, she wants to be degraded like the little slut she is, but that included some personal shit man.

If anyone finds out who this girl is they're going to know she was abused by her dad, that just doesn't sit right with me on so many levels.

INB4 ''Hrr you need a thick skin to work in adult, you're a mincy little faggot.'' Yeah, whatever - there are lines that just shouldn't be crossed.

Don't post any pics.

cum vaccum machine

She could be the next next Barbie Cummings! :thumbsup

It's more than slightly wrong, which makes it entirely appropriate that it was posted here on GFY. :thumbsup

Seems kinda unethical.... LOL....

You have to be kidding me.

there must be a little Einstein hidden in this girl!!! :)
anyway, they doesn`t need to be smart. just don`t make her talk on the camera...

I heart super big boobs :thumbsup

seems to be a nice fake mail but the story is funny, really.:1orglaugh

"the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average"

well you can comfort her a little because that goes for at least half the content on the hardcore sites. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's simply the truth :)

Lol @ "semi-retard"

funny... but not real I guess

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*coughity*

what a tease...where are those pics godamit!

Crazy bitch!

Its a windup from an ex boyfriend or something. A true semi-retard wouldn't know what a semi-retard was.

Ho god, this thread need pics !!

unless she grew up being referred to by her parents and peers as "hey retard!"

Hahaha...poor girl..

I just scrolled down for pics and this thread sucks :)

I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...:thumbsup

Me too :disgust