Nice email from surfer:
 

hi, how are you? my name is arfan.give me sex video yours.whitc you have in your computer.i want to be partner you.i like you.you send me some pretty pictures.

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Warms the heart, doesn't it?

Tell Jerry to get a life.

:)

8 char min la la de la

Thats nice :winkwink:

I just get e-mails from desperate housewives... ex. this one from today.

"OUR 33 WEDDING ANIV IS COMING UP THIS DEC 26 AN I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE MY HUSBAND A GIFT OF ME BALLING 2 PORNSTARS LIKE MINDY IN YOUR VIDS.

HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS AND I WOULD LIKE TO FLY HIM TO LA AND SURPRISE HIM WITH THIS IDEA..ALL A SECRET TILL WE GET ON SET..LET ME KNOW"

Its a nice warm feeling knowing somewhere out there, someone wants to fly to be fucked by you :pimp