Stop calling it "Christmas" - it's now "The Holidays"
 

Gotta love those politically correct who don't want to offend anyone...

... except those who want to call it Christmas!

Ironic. :2 cents:

welcome to 1993

Politically correct people should all die of aids !!!

Ironic, then Christmas was the one that intruded itself on the pagan religious festival "Yule" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule

Amazing how much of human history have been tried rewritten/hidden by the Christians.

it's not "the politically correct" who want to stop using that term idiot.

lets remake the xmas songs again ... all i want for holidays, is you!

Lets do...

"All I want for Yul, is you!" :)

Company Memo

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: Dec. 1, 2009
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room
at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks!
We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to
sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as
Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of
gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift
should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's
pockets. This gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family,
Patty
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Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: Dec. 2, 2009
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which
often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same
policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to
those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no
Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have
other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Patty
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Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: Dec. 3, 2009
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy
to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that
reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I
supposed to handle this? Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed
since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the
executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
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Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: Dec. 4, 2009
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins
the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking
during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can
appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate
our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off
on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package
everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will
that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit
farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the
table closest to the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit
with Gay men, each group will have their own table. Yes, there will
be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks
that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns
about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in
the food. The Grill House suggests that people with high blood
pressure taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but
the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss
anything?!?!?
Patty
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Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*%^ing Employees
DATE: Dec. 5, 2009
RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian dolts!!! We're going to keep this
party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit
quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so
quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including
organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They
scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them
scream right NOW!
The rest of you f*%^ing weirdoes can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have
a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The B*tch from H*ll!!!
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Company Memo
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: Dec. 6, 2009
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy
recovery at Alberta Hospital and I'll continue to forward your cards
to her.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party
and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
Joan

the Jews did it

eh, fuck it all imho...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
yup, that's what shit has boiled down to :thumbsup

Have a great Christmas y'aaalll

I think the origins of the word "Holiday" comes from religion anyway... "Holy Day", and and even then, probably descends directly from the Christian wing, so it's a win-win situation for them.

Even those who say "The Holidays" might offend those people who have no holidays this time of year. Be careful, please.

I'm offended by people who get offended... and now I'm offending myself... errr.

Results 1 - 10 of about 463,000,000 for christmas
Results 1 - 10 of about 432,000,000 for holiday
Results 1 - 10 of about 61,600,000 for the holidays
Results 1 - 10 of about 45,000,000 for xmas
Results 1 - 10 of about 13,700,000 for yule

Thread Fail.
Fuck you its called "Christmas" get fucking used to it.

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Fuck that PC bullshit. I say fucking Christmas and I am Jewish.

Oh shit, what a rebel!

Yeah, I was born and raised to say Merry Christmas, and if someone has a problem with it, too fucking bad. I don't bitch about other religions that don't celebrate my fucking holidays, so shut the hell up and go on with your day! That's the way I see it.

Pffft... "Happy Holidays"????? Fuck you.

:thumbsup

more like "Spending a lot of money on worthless shit day"