I need a distraction, help me take my mind off the WAITING
 

Baby boy due any day / time. I can't concentrate on a thing.

:helpme

Think of his first totalled car at 16 (dear old Dads of course, will be your FAVORITE ONE too), think about the 30-40k + just to even think about schooling him.

Think about the aging of you and your wife as you tend to his every need.

Think of not getting blown anymore because the wife wants to stab you in the face, cause he's just like you.

I got tons, should I go on?

Buy porn, jerk off, then jizz on your wife.

JD, you're a bastard. :) If he crashes my frogeye, he's going to get lashed.

NetH - why would anyone buy porn anymore? Especially someone who has nearly a decade in the business?

looking for a pic....

Just trying to take 'your mind off it'.

LOL!
Good Idea!
:1orglaugh