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camperjohn64 12-15-2009 04:07 PM

Some companies are just stupid
 
So last year I made this security / serial number registration authentication system for a video game company. Let's say the company is really big - they made the original "pong", then Space Invaders. Yeah. That company.

Anyway, the system installs a video game, with a serial number and then checks the internet to know if this is a valid serial number etc, and if the serial number is owned by one computer and not by 1000 computers. Basically, what good is a serial number if everyone shares it right? The system is more complicated than that, as it tracks different products, sales counts, and lots of other stuff, but the basic component is the serial number security and checking that people have valid serial numbers and that serial number is used only once.

They paid $30,000 for this system.

Today, they wanted me to disable the feature that prevents the sharing of serial numbers, because "their users didn't like it".

So now, the security system, which is designed to track who/when serials are used, and use the internet to know if the serial is actually valid etc, is reduced to:

"Has the person entered 9931-09144-9172 during installation or not?" (assuming someone has shared their serial number, duh)

$30,000 for: if (strcmp(serial,"9931-09144-9172") == true) { ok(); }

I am not complaining, after all they did pay me, but I am absolutely flabergasted how these people keep their jobs.

Lace 12-15-2009 04:12 PM

I've just emailed them this thread. Enjoy :)

camperjohn64 12-15-2009 05:03 PM

Thanks. Always know I can count on you! :-)

raunchypass 12-15-2009 05:36 PM

That's a good thread, funny as all hell, too!

Loch 12-15-2009 06:07 PM

And you go public with this, well done at burning bridges.
Unless ofcourse you already did before posting this in which case it does not matter.

andrej_NDC 12-15-2009 07:37 PM

Most companies are wasting money...its a shame, but with more intelligent people on the board, most companies could save 50-90% of their costs. The less people, the more efficient the company is.

DBS.US 12-15-2009 07:57 PM

Just take the check, smile, and say "Thank you, is there anything else I can do for you?"

VikingMan 12-15-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16649716)
I've just emailed them this thread. Enjoy :)

lol too funnay


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