Keyboard warriors.. The only constant online
 

Keyboards should be priced starting at $1M
Because everyone who gets ahold of one and manages to gather the brain cells to press a power button instantly knows everything. What's more, they've done everything. Plus, they ARE everything. It's just afuckingmazing, man, like wow.

We got 9/10 GFY members hardened tough as nails wartime immortals.
We got rabid Michael Jackson fans who are straight as an arrow
We got programs converting 1:1 using Ibill
We got EVERYONE on here who can kick ANYONE ELSES ass
We got camgirls with $1000/minute slits between their legs

Hell.
I think that I'll be the guy who can have adjustable erections.

Dig this... I can be 3" for blowjobs or 9" for intercourse and buttsex
And I know that it's true..
And I have indisputable proof..
Because I JUST TYPED IT ON MY KEYBOARD

True fucking story.

Awesome! :winkwink:

You're right!!
You must have a keyboard, TOO!!! :thumbsup

preach type it brother magpan

I think you missed the point, now that I saw this response. 'Preaching' was never my intent. :)

No.. no.. it meant that I liked what you had to say, that's all :thumbsup
Forget that, anyway,
We've got bigger problems than internet syntax... I've got inel saying that "Sleazy Dream" of webmaster board "GFY" just may be in possession of a.. KEYBOARD

http://bjstudio.com/wizard-of-oz.jpg

HA! :1orglaugh

HA?!?!
YOU DO REALIZE THE POSSIBLE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS GUY ACTUALLY GETTING HIS HANDS ON An ACTUAL KEYBOARD, DON'T YOU :Oh crap

The more that I stick around GFY, the more that I learn about SD. His thread soliciting a new 'crush' was a classic. :1orglaugh

I must have completely missed that one.. :thumbsup
Darn :(