Listening to friends talk about office Christmas parties..
 

I am even more glad I work from home. It is one thing from 'real world' working that I do not miss.

I beg to differ. Our office parties are always outstanding. ;)

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That does look good but I suspect not what most people in the 'normal' working world get.

My office party: masturbation with a condom.

...man if only one chick would wear a g-string and thigh boots at my Christmas party....oh well.

My girlfriend goes into her office 2 times each week, but it's 90 miles away.

Today she had to drive down in some pretty heavy snow to go bowling and sxchange cookies.

I'm happy that it's not me going down there, even though I've been up with a cranky baby since 630 am.

I swear I first read that as 'sex change cookies'. My mind was going all sorts of strange places.

Typo, but I'm willing to go to those strange places with you if you'd like :winkwink:

In an alternative universe I am fairly sure we already have done..lol

I'm not really fond of any office parties

Yeah, partying with a bunch of people you consider assholes is never fun.

mmmmmmmmm all low cal too:1orglaugh:thumbsup

The Twistys office Xmas party was great, and I think everyone who was there had a very nice time. I know my wife and I did.