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mpahlca 12-22-2009 10:36 AM

Twistys.com is hiring...
 
We need 4 webmasters and possibly an affiliate rep if we get good skills.

Hit me up here or email me at michael at twistys.com with your resumes.

Thanks to those who have already replied we are going thru those now.

Michael

Evil Chris 12-22-2009 10:37 AM

Must be a Leafs fan!

mpahlca 12-22-2009 10:38 AM

oh btw con of this job is you have to work for me in office in Toronto.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 16672914)
Must be a Leafs fan!

UGHH never leafs fans are made fun of all day :)

ganjaman 12-22-2009 10:42 AM

i want to go to work to toronto ... are broken english people also allowed to try? :)

FUCK J0EL 12-22-2009 10:48 AM

WOW...great opp for anyone that loves to learn !!
Good Luck guys!

Andy CHOOPA 12-22-2009 10:52 AM

Awesome opportunity

Spudman 12-22-2009 10:59 AM

not remote?

Raf1 12-22-2009 11:01 AM

I'm sure you'll find some good people. Here's a bump for you guys

mpahlca 12-22-2009 11:06 AM

no remote, i only want people to work in the office with me, i can teach people remotely but i find that if you work in the office with the other people on a project your feel for them and for the work is better.

Wizzo 12-22-2009 11:10 AM

Great Opportunity for some peeps! :pimp

rhon23 12-22-2009 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16672918)
oh btw con of this job is you have to work for me in office in Toronto.

in an office with Mike good luck with that

Jman 12-22-2009 11:21 AM

Sent this to someone I know who is looking.

Twistys Tim 12-22-2009 11:30 AM

This is the kind of opportunity and education that cannot be missed.

janosik 12-22-2009 11:33 AM

I wish I could apply :(

mpahlca 12-22-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 16673023)
in an office with Mike good luck with that

seriously it sucks i feel bad for the new hires...

Linguist 12-22-2009 11:40 AM

Great opportunity for someone. Twistys rocks.

pornguy 12-22-2009 11:46 AM

Lots of people looking for work.. Hope someone jumps on this.

LeRoy 12-22-2009 11:48 AM

4 webmasters and 1 affiliate rep = Tim :winkwink:

Big shoes to fill huh?

JFK 12-22-2009 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16673026)
Sent this to someone I know who is looking.

Got it Thanks:thumbsup

Sid70 12-22-2009 12:11 PM

too bad there is no web designer opportunity!

Ross 12-22-2009 12:12 PM

Great chance for a few people to get in with a good company. Benefit of living in Toronto as well is one not to miss. I lived there for 6 months and I fell in love with the city. I lived right downtown, and it was perfect. Im going back to Toronto for a weekend in January, to sample that big city atmosphere again.

dallasnovelty 12-22-2009 12:15 PM

I wish I lived closer.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 16673166)
too bad there is no web designer opportunity!

There always is, i just dont call anyone a web designer anymore if all you can do is photoshop then most companies now dont need you.

Bomber8888 12-22-2009 12:25 PM

Good luck.. i'm sure there are lots of people looking!

Rick Diculous 12-22-2009 12:27 PM

Great job opportunity! Here's a bump for you

femdomdestiny 12-22-2009 12:30 PM

one question
 
Just tell us what do you guys do there when you get horny from all that content*?How do you manage that? :)

bump

Twistys Tim 12-22-2009 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 16673239)
Just tell us what do you guys do there when you get horny from all that content*?How do you manage that? :)

bump

There is a corporate eunuch policy at Twistys that resolves any arousal issues.

Sid70 12-22-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16673210)
There always is, i just dont call anyone a web designer anymore if all you can do is photoshop then most companies now dont need you.

and how can i read it? you didnt have sex for days or what?

gideongallery 12-22-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16673276)
There is a corporate eunuch policy at Twistys that resolves any arousal issues.

lol
:thumbsup

DamianJ 12-22-2009 12:56 PM

what a great chance to learn...

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 16673326)
and how can i read it? you didnt have sex for days or what?

We dont hire photoshop only employees, i hire webmasters who have a broader skill set, ie photoshop, html, php etc so they can build a site from the ground up. If your interested and can work in Toronto let me know.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16673342)
what a great chance to learn...

BTW i want to talk to you about some app stuff hit me up michael at twistys.com

Peter Romero 12-22-2009 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16672918)
oh btw con of this job is you have to work for me in office in Toronto.

Well I'm a photographer... I'll just set up my studio in your office. Where shall I put the sun & warm weather from Cali in Canada?

Sid70 12-22-2009 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16673358)
We dont hire photoshop only employees, i hire webmasters who have a broader skill set, ie photoshop, html, php etc so they can build a site from the ground up. If your interested and can work in Toronto let me know.

thanks for clarification of your policy. You'd have to be able to sponsor my relocation to Canada ( my documents are in the Embassy ) with a real job offer though.

No, I'm just saying, come on, I wouldnt buy a copier - diaper dumper - beer machine, thats no workee :)

Twistys Tim 12-22-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 16673387)
No, I'm just saying, come on, I wouldnt buy a copier - diaper dumper - beer machine, thats no workee :)

Que....????

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero (Post 16673380)
Well I'm a photographer... I'll just set up my studio in your office. Where shall I put the sun & warm weather from Cali in Canada?

Next to my desk please.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:20 PM

BTW we dont hire from GFY a lot but i hired StuartD a while back and man does he look good under my desk thanks Stuart.

Peter Romero 12-22-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16673401)
Next to my desk please.

Then I'll put the girls under your keyboard to get the right lighting... is that OK?

StuartD 12-22-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16673413)
BTW we dont hire from GFY a lot but i hired StuartD a while back and man does he look good under my desk thanks Stuart.

yes well, when I said "Who do I have to blow to get to the top"... I didn't think you were going to take me seriously :Oh crap

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stuartd (Post 16673427)
yes well, when i said "who do i have to blow to get to the top"... I didn't think you were going to take me seriously :oh crap

back under the desk!

Sid70 12-22-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16673396)
Que....????

i just skyped you some, all i mean that i understand its your policy to hire multi talented web masters , but what i noticed and my experience always says i dont buy 3 in 1.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 16673445)
i just skyped you some, all i mean that i understand its your policy to hire multi talented web masters , but what i noticed and my experience always says i dont buy 3 in 1.

I got you man :) its all good.

StuartD 12-22-2009 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16673440)
back under the desk!

ok but you gotta stop wearing dresses to work.

Shap 12-22-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 16673427)
yes well, when I said "Who do I have to blow to get to the top"... I didn't think you were going to take me seriously :Oh crap

You probably didn't expect them to lie to you either eh? LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stever 12-22-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 16673168)
Great chance for a few people to get in with a good company. Benefit of living in Toronto as well is one not to miss. I lived there for 6 months and I fell in love with the city. I lived right downtown, and it was perfect. Im going back to Toronto for a weekend in January, to sample that big city atmosphere again.

living in toronto sucks man
i feel sorry for you

StuartD 12-22-2009 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 16673503)
You probably didn't expect them to lie to you either eh? LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh no no... "going to the leafs games is just for work" pretty much told me what to expect :upsidedow

Roald 12-22-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 16672946)
WOW...great opp for anyone that loves to learn !!
Good Luck guys!

so you sent in your resume?

:upsidedow

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-22-2009 02:11 PM

In all seriousness, do you guys relocate?

Meeper 12-22-2009 02:35 PM

Great opp to work for a great company. Good luck in your search, good help is hard to find.


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