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My Xmas wishes to GFY [Mr Garrison style]

Sorry, N/A @ YouTube, so watch on the official South Park site:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151728

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

lol ... Merry Christmas folks :thumbsup

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Merry Fucking Christmas To You.

That's my motto right now too.

Bump for more spirit all around the world! :)

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays :thumbsup

I don't force my religion on other people, but like every religious book says the religion is there to be promoted to other people to try to get other people to convert to that religion.

Merry Christmas

Happy New Year

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16682034)

I don't give a fuck about religions [ok, except for Buddhism] btw, I just think this song and clip is very funny :2 cents: :thumbsup